When last we heard from comedian Louis CK he was serving a temporary exile for his habit of pleasuring himself in front of horrified women. He was just about to be forgiven when he messed up and made fun of those insufferable anti-gun activists from Parkland, FL. The liberal entertainment industry can look the other way when it comes to sexual assault, but they will not tolerate any criticism of sainted gun-hating crusader douchbags like David Hogg and his lesbian skinhead friend, whatever her name is.
TMZ got ahold of some audio from a recent Louis CK stand-up routine. He started out by complaining that in today’s world its the kids trying to tell the adults how to behave.
“F*ck you, you’re a child,” said Louis CK.
He then launched an astute observation about the anti-gun activist teenagers from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL that the liberal media has turned into superstars and the voice of America because they managed not to die in a school shooting last Valentine’s Day.
“I don’t know. They testified in front of Congress, these kids. Like, what the f*ck. What are you doing? You’re young. You should be crazy. You should be unhinged, not in a suit saying, ‘I’m here to tell’… f*ck you. You’re not interesting cause you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? How does that make you interesting? You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I got to listen to you talk?” Louis CK said.
Funny and true. How exactly does being at a school that experienced a shooting qualify these kids as experts on anything?
Louis CK also endangered his comeback by making fun of transgender people.
“They’re like royalty! They tell you what to call them. ‘You should address me as they/them, because I identify as gender-neutral.’ Oh, OK. You should address me as ‘there’ because I identify as a location. And the location is your mother’s cunt,” said Louis CK.
Again, this is funny stuff because it’s based in truth. Unfortunately this is the kind of thing to get Louis CK kicked out of the the liberal entertainment industry permanently. Liberals were quite angry with the comedian.
Liberal bitch director Judd Apatow was not amused:
This hacky, unfunny, shallow routine is just a symptom of how people are afraid to feel empathy. It’s much easier to laugh at our most vulnerable than to look at their pain directly & show them love and concern. Louis CK is all fear and bitterness now. He can’t look inward. https://t.co/aQVG0rk87y
— Judd Apatow (@JuddApatow) December 31, 2018
You know what’s the worst, most boring kind of comedy? The kind where older white men are angry that older white men can’t do or say whatever the fuck they want anymore.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 31, 2018
Good for Louis for figuring out a way to alienate and horrify an audience without showing anyone his penis.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 31, 2018
With some even accusing the liberal comedian of essentially being Donald Trump:
That Louis CK audio isn’t even edgy, it’s an old conservative ranting about how in his day no one was woke and things were great
— Nathaniel Friedman (@freedarko) December 31, 2018
what Louis CK makes me think about is how easy and safe it is for just about any rich white dude to pivot, instantaneously, all the way to being Basically Donald Trump Now the very moment any other pose becomes even slightly less personally gratifying than he feels entitled to
— Auldbert Langsyneko (@AlbertBurneko) December 31, 2018
And you just know faux grassroots gun control group Moms Demand Action founder Shannon Watts had to get in on it:
Imagine thinking the best way to resurrect your career after admitting to sexual misconduct is to mock trans people and Parkland gun violence survivors. pic.twitter.com/SH7wDYe7kA
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) December 31, 2018
Plus some of the Parkland survivors and family didn’t think it was too funny:
Hey Louis CK – since you like making fun of me and other Parkland survivors behind closed doors, I’m right here if you want to talk. Just try to keep it in your pants, ok?
— Aalayah Eastmond (@AalayahEastmond) December 31, 2018
To anyone who knows Louis CK, please deliver this message for me. My daughter was killed in the Parkland shooting. My son ran from the bullets. My wife and I deal with loss everyday. Why don’t you come to my house and try out your new pathetic jokes? https://t.co/tZI9ThSciR
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) December 31, 2018
First of all, relax, it’s a comedy bit not a policy speech. Second, Louis CK is right. Just because these kids were in a school that was shot up doesn’t make them interesting, relevant, or experts on gun rights. It means they didn’t die and that’s it. Everyone alive right now has managed to not die yet and most people are boring morons.
Why should we have to pay attention to this?
The correct answer is, we shouldn’t.
