I’m feeling saucy, and I stumbled this bit of fluff to write about. So let’s have some fun and enjoy. Life is too short to be serious all the time. Let’s have some fun with an easy target and be silly and frivolous.
Liberal nutjob (I know, that’s redundant) Katy Perry has got Stage One Trump Derangement Disorder. He has been living rent free in the pop tart’s head since 2016 and at this point I don’t see that there’s any hope of a cure for her disease.
Katy Perry Has Dartboard with Image of President Trump for Stress Relief
Pop superstar Katy Perry revealed in a new interview that she keeps a dartboard with an image of President Donald Trump in her house for the purpose of stress relief.
The “California Gurls” singer also shared her closet dartboard with Trump’s image on it.
“Hidden on the back door of a closet in her office is another means of what could be seen as stress relief: a dartboard depicting an image of the current president. Perry refuses to utter his name out loud. “I have this rule that I just say ’45.’ Everything is an energy. Words. Deep energy.”
My, such a zen master. But if she’s so mystic and wise, why does she suffer from such violent fantasies? Throwing darts at an image of the President is not very zen-like. In fact it’s borderline criminal!
I however, have never claimed to be either mystic, or wise. So I made this for us:
This can easily be printed out and used as a target. But we don’t throw a whole hell of a lot of darts around here, Katy. We’ll be slinging other, much different projectiles at it.
The 34-year-old is certainly no fan of the president. In 2017, she claimed that the election of Trump “brought up a lot of trauma” in her.
“Misogyny and sexism were in my childhood: I have an issue with suppressive males and not being seen as equal,” she said. “I felt like a little kid again being faced with a scary, controlling guy.”
“I wouldn’t really stand for it in my work life, because I have had so much of that in my personal life.”
What she told the New York Times was, “The reality is that I was retriggered [sic] on the election.” Trump triggered a liberal. Imagine that. But she ought to be thanking Donald because according to Instyle in June 2017, “After the initial shock of the election wore off, Perry, who was outspoken about her support for candidate Hillary Clinton, began to experience “a full sexual liberation.”
“I feel very empowered,” she said, “extremely liberated, liberated from the conditioning of the way I used to think, spiritually liberated, politically liberated, sexually liberated, liberated from things that don’t serve me.”
See? The Orange One actually empowers women! But alas, that was merely a period of remission for poor Katy. TDS is a progressive disease. It gets worse, never better. And now here she is back to throwing darts at his visage.
The “Hot n Cold” singer also responded to a 2017 terrorist attack in Manchester by calling for the abolition of national borders.
“Whatever we say behind people’s backs, the Internet can be a little bit ruthless as far as fan bases go but I think that the greatest thing we can do is just unite and love on each other,” Perry said.
“No barriers, no borders, we all just need to co-exist.”
You know really, to be honest, that would be pretty cool. But I’m not so naive enough to think that’s EVER going to happen unless there’s a nuclear holocaust or a gigantic meter strikes the earth causing all but a handful of the world’s populace to perish. And even at that, the “co-existence” would still probably only last a few days, maybe minutes depending on who survived.
For example, let’s say only all of us here on Def-con survived. Hooray! We can coexist and have open borders. But let’s say, all of us here on Def-con and oh, I don’t know, 500,000 Muslims also survived. The Muslims would still want us all dead, and although we’d put up a hell of a fight, I don’t think our 1,000 or so valiant and patriotic readers can handle that many. There might still be about like five Muslims left alive at the end of the battle.
Now you have co-existence though, right? Wrong. Then they’d reproduce and splinter into their various warring factions like they always do, and the co-existence ends.
I think former Navy Seal Carl Higbie summed it up best when he said to Perry on this topic, “We don’t have people who respect the culture of the United States of America. You have people like Katy Perry, for instance. I mean, this woman has said ‘oh we need to give them hugs, hug it out. Go to hell Katy Perry.”
“Hold one of your concerts in Syria and see how it goes.”
I think he really wanted to say, something else but is too much of a gentleman. I however, am not.
So watch this short snippet and add Katy into the list of names the Colonel throws out and you’ll see what I meant.
