Liberals claim they “believe in science” which is a weird thing to say and completely untrue. They think killing babies saves lives, that a man wearing a dress is a woman, and that cold weather means the planet is getting hotter, which are decidedly anti-science things. When it comes to global warming, lefties says its a scientific fact, but can’t explain it in any way that isn’t stupid. Unfunny comedian Sarah Silverman took a stab at it and used President Trump’s genitals to prove the science of man-made global warming.
Over the weekend Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar announced her candidacy for president in 2020. She made this announcement in a blizzard and said one of her major platforms is combatting global warming. The optics were bad and the entire thing was so absurd that President Trump sent out this funny as hell tweet:
Well, it happened again. Amy Klobuchar announced that she is running for President, talking proudly of fighting global warming while standing in a virtual blizzard of snow, ice and freezing temperatures. Bad timing. By the end of her speech she looked like a Snowman(woman)!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 10, 2019
In entertainment circles the Trump Derangement Syndrome is an epidemic so obviously this Trump joke was going to trigger at least one of them. It turns out Sarah Silverman was the one who snapped first so she replied in this very mature way:
No point in explaining how mind blowingly stupid this tweet is so I’m just gonna go with FUCK YOU, and also add that you are a smelly penis hole with balls that touch water. Eat shit, you greedy twat. https://t.co/cqUQtHWtlW
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) February 12, 2019
Okay, I lied. Silverman didn’t explain the science behind global warming because like every other liberal she doesn’t know what she’s talking about but…holy shit! What the f*ck is the matter with this chick? That’s not something a mentally healthy person would tweet, let alone think.
It really doesn’t make any sense, kind of like her comedy in general. Trump is a smelly pee hole? What does that mean? Is that an insult anyone has ever used before? Why has she put any thought into the aroma of the President’s urethra?
The balls things is even more perplexing. His balls touch water? When? Like when he sits on the toilet? To me that seems like she’s saying that he has huge balls, but I know that’s not what she was getting at. Knowing how horrible liberals are, I’d be willing to bet this is some kind of homophobic attack. Remember, it’s only bad when conservatives do it. See the picture of Silverman in blackface to confirm that double standard.
She also calls Trump a twat, which s another name for a vagina, furthering the mystery of this unhinged tweet. If he has a smelly pee hole and balls that touch water, clearly he’s not a vag. Once again, Silverman demonstrates her complete lack of scientific understanding.
Silverman caps off the freak-fest by telling the President of the United States to both “f*ck off” and “eat shit.” Is it possible to eat shit while f*cking off? Again, I think this is some serious anti-science ignorance on Silverman’s part.
Remember when all of those conservative celebrities tweeted out hateful vile stuff like this at Barack Obama? Yeah, me neither.
This Silverman tweet has to violent at least a dozen Twitter polices. Well, that would be true if Twitter held liberals to the same standard they do for conservatives. #LiberalPrivilege
Silverman failed to prove global warming with science, but she did make an important scientific discovery. She showed that it’s possible for a weak-minded liberal dipshit to be so personally offended by the will of the American people that it sinks them into madness. Silverman’s insanity will be studied by TDS researchers and could one day lead to a cure.
