We know liberals are furious at President Trump’s immigration policies, but they are also taking issue with God’s. A church in Arkansas posted a sign with the rules for getting into heaven and of course the left went nuts, that’s what they do. Not only is Trump’s border wall an “immorality” so are the Pearly Gates according to liberals. I think it’s just a matter of time before the ACLU sues God for not allowing baby killers, sodomites, and atheists into heaven.
Fox 25 reports that the Apostolic Faith Church in Springdale, AR posted a solid message on its marquee:
“Heaven has strict immigration laws, hell has open borders,” read the sign.
Not only is the sign true, it’s really funny as well. Not everyone got the message or found any humor in it.
“To me, it was a slap in the face to put the word immigration on that sign,” said resident Alice Gachuzo-Colin.
“A lot of undocumented and just immigrant people just in general live around that area where the church is located, and having to pass by that message every day — I don’t think it’s something they should have to go through,” said another resident Irvin Camacho.
Yeah, it has to totally suck for scumbags to be reminded that their actions have consequences, huh? Sure these immigrants are in this country illegally, but how dare this church let them know it’s not as easy to sneak into heaven. Also, none of these illegal immigrants that pass this sign every day can read it because they will never learn how to understand English or assimilate to America in any way.
In response to the liberal backlash and outrage, the church’s pastor had this to say:
“The reason we put that sign up was to tell everybody it is not easy to make heaven. If you read scriptures, it tells them the road to hell is wide and broad, but the road to heaven is narrow and straight,” said Assistant Pastor Michael Pennington.
The church also removed the word “immigration” from the sign and Pennington said, “of course we apologize to those people [we offended].”
Of course.
The ACLU lawsuit against God and his unjust immigration polices will touch on several areas including the inhumane treatment of separating families. Children shouldn’t be sent to heaven while their criminal parents are damned to hell for all eternity. A friendly liberal diocese will almost certainly block this with a temporary injunction.
The ACLU will argue that sinners are just trying to get into heaven to make a better afterlife for themselves and their families. Obviously these rotten people are trying to escape persecution and brimstone in hell. They will work hard, pay taxes, and make heaven a stronger and more diverse eternal plane.
In coordination with the ACLU’s lawsuit lefties and the liberal media will engage in a campaign to portray St. Peter as a xenophobic racist for simply enforcing heaven’s immigration policies that have existed since the beginning of time. There will be an “Abolish the Archangels” movement and liberals will shutdown Christianity over Pearly Gate funding.
I know that the left needs to be in a constant state of outrage, but this is one they should just let go. They aren’t getting into heaven no matter much of a temper tantrum they throw. They’re not going to get favorable Supreme Heaven Court decisions that okays killing babies as a matter of convince or dudes marrying other dudes.
If liberals think getting into actual heaven is tough, wait until they see the rules for getting into Muslim heaven: no bacon, must blow up a bus full of children, and bitches need to STFU.
