Look Out! Nancy Pelosi Wants to Capture Your Kids

Based on her appearance and disposition I always assumed that Dianne Feinstein was the troll who lived under the Golden Gate bridge and ate children when they tried to cross. Some new information has come out and I now believe it is Nancy Pelosi who is eating children and billy goats in the San Francisco Bay Area. The House Speaker made a bizarre statement that she wants to capture kids, especially high school kids, for reasons that can’t possibly be good.

The House democrats passed a bullshit “voting rights” bill that is so bad even the ACLU is opposed to it. During her weekly press conference, Pelosi was asked about this:

“There’s been some criticism from the ACLU about it and in regards to the freedom of speech issue. And as far as 16-year-old voting where do you see that going into the future?” asked a reporter.

“Well, I — I disagree with the ACLU on this, in terms of legislation we couldn’t be prouder of H.R. 1. This is about reducing the role of big dark special interest money in politics and empowering small donors. It’s about ending voter suppression. It’s about making the districting fair,” replied Pelosi.

No, it’s about stacking the deck in favor of democrats and speaking of which…

“I myself, personally — I’m not speaking for my caucus, I myself have always been for lowering the voter — the voting age to 16. I think it’s really important to capture kids when they’re in high school, when they’re interested in all of this, when they’re learning about government to be able to vote,” Pelosi said.

I realize that Pelosi is talking about letting 16-year-olds vote, but when someone as unnerving as her says she wants to capture kids, it’s beyond creepy. It’s right up there with Hannibal Lector talking about fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Of course Pelosi wants kids to vote. It’s the same reason she wants convicted felons to vote and opposes any form of voter ID. She believes kids, like scumbags, illegal immigrants, and fraudulent votes will cast ballots for the Democratic Party. She certainly would never support anything that would bring more Republican voters to the polls, but she’s all about gaming the system in favor of the dems.

Pelosi has serious cataract-vision and may want to rethink this position. Generation Z leans heavily libertarian and probably wouldn’t vote for big government democrats. Giving them the vote could very easily backfire, kind of like nuking the filibuster did for the democrats.

My guess is that Pelosi would sponsor legislation that gave 16-year-olds the vote, provided they register as democrats and that any vote from them that went to another party would be thrown in the trash. The last thing Pelosi or any democrat wants is a fair system that represents the will of the people.

I don’t know why democrats are messing around with these baby steps to consolidate their unwelcome control over the United States. Why don’t they just pass a law that says only democrats are allowed to hold elected office and be done with it?

In the meantime, keep a close eye on your kids, especially when crossing bridges. Pelosi says a lot of shit that she doesn’t mean but I truly believe her when she says she wants to capture kids. Maybe she thinks bathing in virgin blood keeps her young, who knows?