Democrats continue to make their case to the people that they are not a serious party at all. Earlier this month a Georgia democrat introduced a bill to regulate men’s testicles as a reaction to some reasonable restrictions on killing unborn babies. Now another democrat in Texas has a similar bill that would tax men every time they masturbate. Alternate headline: Whackjob Wants To Tax The Job Of Whacking.
CNN reports with glee:
A Texas lawmaker has proposed a bill that would fine a man $100 each time he masturbates.
The bill also imposes a 24-hour waiting period if a guy wants a colonoscopy or a vasectomy, or if he’s in the market for some Viagra.
Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat, knows her bill isn’t going to get very far. But she proposed it last week to make a point and give male lawmakers a taste of their own medicine.
Take that, men!
Farrar has long been an advocate of women’s health in a state that has made it extremely difficult for women to get abortions. And the bill, by pointing out a sexist double standard, is meant to shine a light on the obstacles women deal with when it comes to their health care.
“Let’s look at what Texas has done to women. What if men had to undergo the same intrusive procedures?” Farrah asked.
First of all, a colonoscopy isn’t the same thing as terminating a healthy pregnancy as a matter of convenience, but also, who walks in and gets one immediately? You have to meet with a doctor and then schedule an appointment. There’s definitely already 24 hours between initial consultation and getting your rectum probed.
Same thing goes for vasectomies. They are no drive-through windows to get your nuts neutralized. Even if there was, it’s unlikely that would be a successful business unless it also served alcohol and hot wings.
Because this is reported by CNN the following is their words, not a full direct quote from this lunatic democrat:
Farrar’s bill would penalize men for masturbation because such behavior is a failure to preserve the sanctity of life and “an act against an unborn child.”
If democrats don’t believe a fully-formed fetus is a human being, why do they think man gravy is? No seriously, they think it’s okay to kill a baby even after it’s been born, but this kook (and CNN) is claiming that fertilizer is a human life. Sure, another word for male ejaculate is “knuckle children” but that’s just slang, not science.
Democrats love taxing everything and for some reason this reminds of something Ronald Reagan once said about the function of government: “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
It sure as hell moves when men masturbate so dems want to tax it. Thanks to Internet porn, it keeps moving, which means dems will regulate it. At a certain age it stops moving so does that mean democrats will introduce a social safety net law that pays men who can no longer spank the monkey? Will older Americans be able to retire on their limp dick benefits? Hey, that wouldn’t even be the dumbest thing democrats have proposed this week.
