Hollywood unintentionally provides a very valuable service to America and it has nothing to do with entertainment. Liberal celebrities think their political opinions and endorsements matter, but what they really do is tell “Flyover” country what to be against and who not to vote for. With the 2020 campaign season underway, there are approximately 5,000 democrats vying for the party nomination, hoping to lose to President Trump. Hollywood is telling us with their checkbooks who the biggest losers will be.
Here’s a list of 2020 democratic candidates and their celebrity backers:
Kamala “Cameltoe” Harris:
Ben Affleck $2,800
Quincy Jones – $2,800
Lee Daniels – $2,800
Wanda Sykes – $2,800
Jon Cryer – $2,775
John Hamm – $1,000
Lilly Tomlin – $500
Don Cheadle – $500
The maximum a person can give to a candidate is $2,800, so why did Jon Cryer donate $2,775? He couldn’t kick in that extra $25? That seems weird to me.
Cory “Spartacus” Booker:
Kevin Bacon – $2,800
Jon Bon Jovi – $2,800
Mrs. Bon Jovi – $2,800
M. Night Shyamalan – $2,700
Marg Helgenberger $2,700
Jamie Lee Curtis – $1,000
Rosario Dawson – $300
What a twist: M. Night Shyamalan gave $100 under the maximum. I sure didn’t see that coming. Also, Booker is dating Rosario Dawson and she only gave a few hundred bucks? I’m sure she knows something that the rest of us don’t and it isn’t good.
“Comrade” Bernie Sanders:
Susan Sarandon – $2,800
Danny DeVito – $2,700
Madeleine Stowe – unspecified
Jackson Browne – unspecified
Norah Jones – unspecified
Weirdly enough, socialism doesn’t seem to be as popular in Hollywood as you might think. I bet it’s one of those things were celebrities tell you to give up all the money you earn to finance socialist programs but they want to keep their money for themselves.
Beto O’Rourke:
Willie Nelson – unspecified
Rachael Ray – unspecified
Tate Donovan – unspecified
Cecily Strong – unspecified
They may be giving to Beta, but they sure aren’t proud of what they’ve done.
Pete Buttigieg:
Bailey Whitford – unspecified
Mandy Moore – unspecified
Ryan Reynolds – unspecified
Jane Lynch – unspecified
It looks like Mayor Buttplug’s donors are as ashamed as Beta O’Dork’s
Elizabeth “Fauxcahontas” Warren:
James L. Brooks – $2,800
Evan Handler – $500
Jackson Browne – $100
Bradley Whitford – unspecified
There’s not a lot of love for Warren in Hollywood. I bet it’s because they are all a bunch of closeted racists.
Kirsten Gillibrand:
Connie Britton – $2,000
Rachel Dratch – $500
This is just sad for Gilliblonde. Where’s Bill Clinton and his busy hands to write out a big fat check?
Andrew Yang:
Nicholas Cage – $1,000
Rivers Cuomo – $1,000
Hey look! Nick Cage found something else stupid to waste his money on.
John Hickenlooper:
Scott Eastwood – $500
I know what you’re thinking, punk. Did he donate $500 or $600? The Chicken Scooper probably doesn’t feel all that lucky with this donation.
Tulsi Gabbard:
Susan Sarandon – $500
Hey, things could be worse for Tulsi. Most of the anonymous drones vying for the Democratic Party nomination didn’t get shit from Hollywood.
This is but a small fraction of the money democrats have raised in the first quarter:
Bernie Sanders – $18.2 million
Kamala Harris – $12 million
Beto O’Rourke – $9.2 million
Pete Buttigieg – $7 million
Elizabeth Warren – $6 million
Cory Booker – $5 million
Kirsten Gillibrand – $3 million
This of course pales in comparison to the $30 million Donald Trump raised in the first quarter and let’s face it, nobody from Hollywood gave the President a dime.
The celebrities have spoken and they’re telling us which candidates are going to lose. The real test will be to see who Alyssa Milano endorses. The out of work actress has an uncanny ability to sink the campaign of any candidate she touches.
