Chuck And Nancy Sh*tshow Can’t Accept Mueller Report Findings

The Mueller report was released today and it’s as exactly as Attorney General Bill Barr described: President Trump didn’t collude with the Russians and he didn’t obstruct justice in a crime he never committed. The democrats, who put everything they had into Trump’s guilt, are trying as hard as they can to save face and are spinning this complete exoneration of the President. According to leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer there is substantial evidence that Trump did something wrong, they just can’t say what it is.

Special counsel Robert Mueller investigated the allegations that Trump and his team worked with the Russians to influence the 2016 election and found nothing. Zip. Nada. He also looked into whether or not the President obstructed justice by trying to block the investigation into a crime he hadn’t committed, which is exactly as retarded as that sounds. Mueller didn’t say Trump obstructed, but then he didn’t say he didn’t either. The decision on whether there was obstruction was left up to AG Barr, who concluded the President couldn’t be guilty of this without an underlying crime.

In the Mueller report, there are several examples of Trump’s possible obstruction and they are laughable. Apparently whenever Trump called the investigation a “witch hunt” or questioned Mueller’s conflicts of interest, that was considered a potential obstruction of justice charge. Also, Trump being upset that he was unfairly accused of collusion was also considered obstruction. I’m not making this up. If you have way too much time on your hands, read the report.

So an innocent man showing concern over false allegations against him is the entire basis for Trump being guilty of obstruction of justice and the democrats are seizing on this because they have nothing else.

Here’s House Speaker Nancy Pelosi:

And here’s Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer:

I know they share the same bullshit ideology, but now it’s apparent the also share a brain, as damaged as it may be.

In fact, there’s more:

Crazy, right?

Of course the democrats, who said they would accept the findings of the Mueller report, are not accepting the findings of the Mueller report. They are demanding that Robert Mueller testify before Congress as if he held anything back in his report. What happens when they don’t like Mueller’s testimony?

This is like a Rams fan replaying the last Super Bowl over and over again hoping for a different outcome. No matter how many times you watch it, the Patriots still win. Same goes for the Mueller report: Trump wins again and again and again.