Off His Rocker: Tranny Presidential Candidate Wants Legal Weed, Free Cars, and Slave Reparations

Another democrat has entered the long list of incompetents who want to challenge Donald Trump in the next presidential election. This particular candidate has absolutely no chance against the Orange One but this guy is such a dumpster fire it makes this article good for a laugh.

Cincinnati.com reports

Meet presidential candidate Pam Rocker: She’s transgender, wants free cars and legal marijuana

Pamela Rocker draws attention.

Well yeah. A man dressed in woman’s clothes tends to do that. People enjoy a freak show.

As she sat in a window seat at a Dunkin Donuts in Cincinnati, the cashier came over and asked if he could take her picture.

It’s not every day a presidential candidate comes into the store in Cincinnati’s Westwood neighborhood.

And it’s probably not every day that a tranny comes into the store, period.

The clerk, noting an Enquirer reporter there to interview her, passed along his top issue for her to address in the White House: taking care of the 100 spam calls he gets every day.

What a genius. We’ve got illegal aliens pouring across the border, a failing healthcare system, an opioid epidemic, etc., etc., and this guy’s main concern is that he’s getting too many spam calls. No wonder he works at Dunkin Donuts and votes democrat.

Rocker, 35, hopes to be the first transgender black female president in history. And she thinks the nation is ready to elect a transgender black woman from Cheviot. She’s running for the Democratic nomination.

“I just didn’t want to sit on the sidelines,” Rocker said. “I was unhappy with the outcome of the 2016 election. Hillary, she inspired me. She lit something inside me. She opened the door for women and trans women of color to run.

Inspired by a loser. Interesting. Also, if I recall correctly, Hillary is white. So how did she make it possible for “trans women of color” to run? But that point is moot anyway because, like it or not, you’re a man. The door has always been open for men to run for president.

Rocker said she’s going to Iowa this month, then to New Hampshire. Trips to early primary and caucus states still won’t likely get her on any presidential polls near Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders or former Texas U.S. Rep. Beto O’Rourke.

Yet she doesn’t see her presidential campaign as a lost cause.

“She’s” also so delusional that “she” doesn’t see “herself” as a man, so that’s hardly shocking.

“It’s just like playing the lottery. You take your chances,” Rocker said.

Not really. Winning elections is not about luck. It takes a solid platform, a lot of work, being able to debate, speak well, and a whole lot of money as this article points out below.

Well, if the presidential race is a lottery, a ticket costs at least $300 million. President Donald Trump’s campaign spent $325 million in 2016. His opponent, Hillary Clinton, spent $563 million. Those figures don’t count the money spent by outside groups.

Rocker has never run for office before. She’s unemployed, she said.

Unemployed. I’m fairly certain the income from your welfare check isn’t going to be enough to make a serious run at the Presidency.

Why not start smaller, like Cheviot City Council?

Trump’s election played a role.

Rocker described watching the election of Nov. 8, 2016, as “living a nightmare.” She loved Hillary Clinton and was excited at the prospect of the first female president.

Six months later, in April 2017, while on vacation in Washington state with her husband, she decided to run for president. Rocker and her husband . . .

Eww.

. . . Victor, hiked two hours up the side of a mountain. Faced with a breathtaking view, she made up her mind.

“Was the country ready to elect the first African-American president?” Rocker said. “It just came by surprise. If a person is presenting themselves as a candidate who’s very seriously running for public office, why not?”

Unemployed AND a moron! “First African-American president?” Did he forget about the disastrous reign of Obama from 2009-2017?

So who is she? Her past is difficult to verify. She said she grew up in Cincinnati among 10 different foster families. She graduated from Robert A. Taft High School.

In high school, she said she was out as a gay boy and was bullied for it. She would dress as a woman on weekends, what she described it as “baby steps” to becoming the woman she is today.

No, you’re still a gay man.

When she moved to Los Angeles in 2005 she found people more accepting. That’s when she started to make the transition to be a woman.

“I was getting comfortable in my own skin,” Rocker said. “When I moved to California, it was like, why not? Just be yourself.”

She had dreams of becoming a rapper when she moved to L.A.

She recorded some hip-hop songs under the name Pam Jones, figuring if the name Jones worked for two other rappers, Mike Jones and Jim Jones, it might work for her. She landed one song, “Eat Sushi,” on the soundtrack of the 2008 romantic comedy, “Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom.”

Never heard of that movie? That’s not surprising because Rotten Tomatoes describes it as “about the lives and loves of four gay African-American men.” That’s not we want to see.

In the chorus, she extolls, “I eat sushi and get my nails done” and declares it’s the “new national anthem.”

And what a work of art this “song” is! Check it out. I dare you. I bet you won’t make it past twelve seconds:

But the rap game wasn’t easy. She said she also worked odd jobs, “doing office work” and studied office administration in the Job Corps. She said she moved back because Los Angeles is “overpopulated” and “takes the fun out of living.”

When asked what she did for a living in Cincinnati, she said she’s worked organizing gay-pride events. Cincinnati Pride board of directors President Brooklyn Steele-Tate said she had never heard of her.

So now we can add liar to the other descriptors (unemployed moron) we’ve already applied to Rocker. Perhaps this guy really IS the perfect democrat candidate.

Rocker didn’t give names of friends or associates she’s worked with on Pride events, and later said she just attended the events and bought merchandise. She said people would have to take her word for it about her past. She did give two names of people she worked within the Job Corps in Los Angeles, suggesting they could be reached through Facebook. The Enquirer couldn’t track them down.

“Right now, I’m running for the White House,” Rocker said.

What would she do if she gets in the White House?

Now here’s where he goes all communist on us . . .

She’d give every household access to a free car. Called a Freedom Car, she said she’d pay for it by lifting the federal ban on marijuana. The federal government can make a lot of money off marijuana, $23 billion a year she believes.

Rocker didn’t cite a source for that figure. Democratic members of Congress on the Joint Economic Committee released a report in December estimating the national cannabis industry will generate $23 billion by 2022.

She also wants to make recycling mandatory. How would she enforce it?

“That’s a really good question,” Rocker said. “If anybody has any ideas that we can bring to the table, I’m all ears.”

“I don’t know” is always a great response when a candidate is asked how they will execute their ideas.

A President Rocker would also make reparations to descendants of slaves, something like a $100 check to every black person.

There’s something like 42 million blacks in the U.S. So where is this $4,200,000,000 going to come from? It’s good the interviewer didn’t ask because I’m sure Rocker has no idea.

Regardless of what you think of Rocker and her plan, expect to see her around. So far much of her campaign has been online, including a steady stream of videos in the Greater Cincinnati Politics Facebook group.

Here’s one of his high quality campaign videos:

What the hell is the whoever is operating the camera looking for? Sasquatch? But realistically, he’s got a better chance of spotting the elusive beast than Rocker has of becoming President.

She plans on raising money and appearing at events. She spoke on Fountain Square on March 31 during the Transgender Day of Visibility.

“I want them to know I will fight for the American people,” Rocker said. “I will fight to rebuild our reputation around the world and be more hospitable to immigration and stuff like that.”

“And stuff like that.” You’ve gotta love this guy. He makes AOC look like Einstein.