The Naked Communists? Two Nude Criminals Apprehended!

While I can’t say for sure that these two are communists, they are definitely criminals which means they are probably democrats, which implies that they are most likely communists hiding behind the democrat facade. So I stand behind the title I chose for this story.

The first incident, as reported by WIVB4, involved an elderly black man who got the munchies. Perhaps he had no home of his own and his food stamps ran out because he chose to break into someone else’s residence and help himself to their food.

Police: Naked 67-year-old stranger found drinking juice in North Nashville home

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) – A man returned to his North Nashville home Wednesday to find a naked stranger drinking juice on his couch, according to a Metro police report.

Officers responded to a home on Buchanan Court where the resident stated he opened the door and observed a nude male that he did not know sitting in his living room.

The resident stated to police that he called out to the stranger, who screamed and dropped the juice.

When officers arrived, they called for the man to come outside and said he emerged wearing only a t-shirt, then lifted that shirt, exposing his genitals and began screaming.

Police were able to take the man, identified by investigators as 67-year-old James Wooten, into custody on charges including aggravated burglary.

James Wooten – that is one ugly motherfucker. But at least the poor thing will be fed in jail.

The resident reported Wooten had taken ice cream from his freezer and juice from his refrigerator and consumed both.

The home’s bedroom window was slightly open, and the blinds were bent back, leading investigators to believe that is how Wooten entered.

Bond for Wooten was set at $5,000.

Now I don’t know about you, but considering he probably used a spoon to eat the stolen ice cream, I’d tell him to go ahead and keep that spoon. I wouldn’t want to reuse anything that was in that butt-ugly mouth. Come to think of it, I’d throw out the refrigerator he touched and the couch his naked ass was sitting on too. Nah, I think I’d just sell everything in the house and move.

The second incident occurred in New York where a naked man was found wandering in the middle of the street wearing only a shoe on one foot and only a sock on the other. His erratic behavior is attributed to the drug K2, which is a synthetic form of marijuana which is very very bad for you, as you shall see.

Via The New York Post

Cops Taser naked man apparently high on K2 on Bronx street

A naked man hopped up on K2 was Tasered in the middle of a Bronx street after throwing a cellphone at a police officer, according to cops and disturbing video obtained by The Post.

I don’t usually issue warnings before I post videos. After all, I am the author of “Body Cam Theater” and no one’s been shocked by those videos. But this one is different because it contains full frontal male nudity. So unless you’re gay (you know who you are), be advised . . .

WARNING! VIDEO CONTAINS FULL FRONTAL MALE NUDITY!

But just close your eyes during that part because it’s worth it to see this bastard hit the ground.

https://youtu.be/UnHnmPb6tj4

The 39-year-old man, in his birthday suit except for a shoe on his right foot and a sock on his left, was standing in the middle of Third Avenue near East 187th Street in Belmont around 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday — seemingly talking to himself and hitting himself with a red cellphone, cops said Friday.

A police car pulled up and a female officer got out from the driver’s side. She tried talking to the man, who in turn tossed the phone in her direction, the video shows.

A second officer joined and pointed a Taser at the man, as another police car rolled up to the scene, the video shows.

The man began shouting at the growing number of cops as he walked toward them, when one of the officers Tasered him — sending the man immediately falling to the pavement. The man later told police he was high on K2, police said.

Cops took him to St. Barnabas Hospital for evaluation and to have the Taser dart removed.

Bam! That taser dropped him like a sack full of assholes! Which is what he is. Good work, officers. And to the BLM gang . . . Look! These two naked black men weren’t shot! Police genocide myth busted once again!