The left has been screaming “collusion” for so long they don’t know anything else. After special counsel Robert Mueller concluded his investigation and determined that neither Trump nor anyone from his campaign colluded with the Russians to interfere with the 2016 election, liberals were left with a couple of options: move on or freak the f*ck out. I think you probably know which way they went. Rob “Meathead” Reiner and “Lyin’” Brian Williams have decided to completely ignore the Mueller report and are sure that Trump did collude with the Russians after all.
AG Bill Barr testified before Congress today because democrats are mad that the Mueller report didn’t implicate Trump like they had hoped it would. In his opening statement Republican Senator Lindsay Graham ripped democrats a new asshole pointing out that the Mueller report found no evidence of Trump or his campaign conspiring with the Russians. This truth bomb was apparently too much for MSNBC’s Brian Williams because he interrupted the live feed to “fact-check” Graham with this absurd lie:
Watch MSNBC’s Brian Williams straight up lie to viewers by claiming Mueller’s report did not clear the president of collusion. It does not get more irresponsible, more dishonest, more fake than this. pic.twitter.com/wtpba1AO9c
— Matt Wolking (@MattWolking) May 1, 2019
“We’re reluctant to do this, we rarely do, but the Chairman of the Judiciary Committee just said that Mueller found there was no collusion. That is not correct,” said Williams.
This from the guy who was fired from the NBC Nightly News for lying about his helicopter getting hit with an RPG over Iraq.
Anti-Trump Resistance moron Rob Reiner also lost his shit at Lindsey Graham’s statement of fact:
Lindsay Graham is lying his ass off. Mueller never said no collusion. This is complete bullshit!!!
— Rob Reiner (@robreiner) May 1, 2019
If lying were an effective way to get rid of your ass, bullshit artist Rob Reiner would be a stick figure instead of the rolly polly piece of shit that he is.
So according to the left, Mueller did find collusion? Where? Can one of these Trump Derangement Syndrome sufferers please point out the part of the Mueller report that says Trump colluded with the Russians?
The only thing I found in the Mueller report about this was that collusion isn’t even a real crime but that it is synonymous with conspiracy and that’s what the special counsel was investigating. And on that matter Mueller concluded:
“In particular, the investigation examined whether these contacts involved or resulted in coordination or a conspiracy with the Trump Campaign and Russia…Based on the available information, the investigation did not establish such coordination,” reads the report.
I don’t think it’s possible to be any more clear cut than that. The Trump campaign did not coordinate or conspire with Russia to interfere with the 2016 election. That’s the same way of sayin “no collusion, f*ckers.”
Hey, I get it. Liberals invested everything they had into framing Trump for colluding with the Russians, but they suck at this sort of thing. They tried to rig the 2016 election and Trump won anyways. Obama’s Justice Department laid down the collusion trap just in case the rigging went wrong, which it did. The liberal media picked up the bogus story and democrats forced an investigation they knew was bullshit and was equally rigged. Despite all of this effort, they couldn’t prove something that never happened. Obviously they’re pissed, but it’s time to move on.
