Now that the last of the left’s BS narrative about President Trump has been obliterated, there’s a bit of a scramble to find something new to be outraged over. Sure, there are some bitter clingers who still insist Trump colluded with the Russians, but other liberals are branching out into some strange territory. Marginally-employed actress Alyssa Milano for example is accusing fast food chain Wendy’s of selling chicken nuggets that promote rape. I know that chicken in general is problematic for lefties, but this is positively crazy.
Normally liberal outrage starts out with a President Trump tweet, but this one was triggered by a tweet from Wendy’s.
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this! https://t.co/qrtvWXjj9V— Wendy’s (@Wendys) May 4, 2019
Chance the Rapper was pretty stoked about this:
My album comes out in less than two months #spicychickennuggets
— Chance The Rapper Album in July (@chancetherapper) May 6, 2019
But Alyssa Milano had some bad news for Chance (or is it Mr. The Rapper?). Apparently Wendy’s is trafficking in “Rape Nuggets.
.@chancetherapper did you know @Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault & rape in the fields? Message for the people in charge: Instead of spicy nuggets, we want food that is harvested w/ dignity NOT violence. #BoycottWendys
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 5, 2019
More Info: Wendy’s refuses to join program protecting farm workers from sexual abuse: https://t.co/XZ2yaw2UiJ #BoycottWendys
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 5, 2019
I guess I could read the article, but it’s from Think Progress so I already know it’s bullshit.
So there you have it: Wendy’s chicken nuggets are tainted by rape and Alyssa Milano is boycotting them. As it turns out, she boycotts a lot of things, so who really cares?
THURSDAY!
We are calling for a one-day boycott of @amazon @appletv @fedex. Pass it on.
Don’t shop.
Don’t stream.
Don’t ship.
As consumers we are demanding these companies sever ties with the @NRA. #march1NRABoycott #BoycottNRA #Enough pic.twitter.com/sQ61m7jnTd
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) February 27, 2018
Boycott the Republican Party.
The @GOP is a threat to constitutional order.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) February 5, 2018
RT @nprnews: Los Angeles To Boycott Arizona Over Immigration Law http://n.pr/a6ZAQd
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 12, 2010
All the ways to boycott Trump can now be found in one app https://t.co/NkGEPtYF6c via @dailydot
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 29, 2016
A list of GMO foods to boycott http://t.co/jnbhE4LK5F /via @Maryleefairbank
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) June 1, 2013
#BoycottNRA: Enterprise car rentals, Omaha bank sever gun lobby ties as boycott movement gains steam #NoRA https://t.co/EAzmjO344B
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) February 23, 2018
More than 80 actors and creators have signed on to tell @BrianKempGA that #HB481IsBadForBusiness in #Georga. Thank you @billprady, @billybaldwin, @robertsemma, @rileykeough, @evanrachelwood, @MsSarahPaulson, @emmyrossum, @jes_chastain, @arielwinter1, @stevekazee, & @juddapatow pic.twitter.com/rB31ck6IZf
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) March 30, 2019
It might be easier for Milano to make a list of things she isn’t boycotting. Also, she misspelled Georgia.
In any case, to cancel out her one woman crusade, I’m going to get Fed-Ex to send me some Wendy’s chicken nuggets while watching Trump’s speech from the GOP convention on Apple TV in my NRA shirt that I bought from Amazon that was sent from Arizona. It’s amazing how easy it is to nullify her insanity, isn’t it?
It’s also astounding at how politically divisive fast food chicken is for hysterical leftists. They can’t eat Chick-fil-A because it’s not LGBT-inclusive enough. They can’t eat KFC (except to shame Trump) because it’s racist. Now they can’t eat Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Nuggets for being too rapey. I wonder if those Burger King Chicken Fries are okay or if they support the 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.
