Tom Arnold Endorses Nazi Over Trump For President

Out of work comedian/actor Tom Arnold was not well before 2016, but since then he has contacted Trump Derangement Syndrome and is a danger to himself and society. In his latest public meltdown he endorsed an actual Nazi over President Trump in the next election. Apparently one of the the symptoms of TDS is thinking that creating a booming economy is way worse than killing 6 million Jews.

Since he doesn’t have a job, Arnold spends his time wandering around trying to find conservatives in Los Angeles. Amazingly enough he found a group of them in front of a restaurant and started yelling at them. He started things off by predicting that President Trump will quit before the 2020 election because he doesn’t want to “get his ass kicked.” Form there it got worse.

Arnold was asked if he would endorse a white person in 2020, this was his reply:

“I’m going to endorse a fucking Nazi against Trump,” said Arnold.

“Really, man?” asked a man.

“I mean, compared to Trump? Trump’s the head Nazi,” replied.

If you’re not following Tom Arnold’s logic and are feeling a bit confused, don’t worry this was not an argument that was meant to make sense. Arnold says he would endorse a Nazi over Trump and then says Trump is a Nazi. The head Nazi in fact. Is this Arnold’s way of endorsing Trump? Maybe not:

“Trump is the worst president we’ve ever had. He’s a white supremacist,” claimed Arnold.

What about all of those slave-owning, segregationist, genocidal, democratic presidents? Weren’t they at least a little bit worse than the guy presiding over the best economy in a generation?

While Arnold started off calling Trump a Nazi, he quickly switched gears and decided the President is more of a gay communist.

‘[Trump] is full of shit. He’s sucking Putin’s dick every other goddamned day. Russia’s a shithole,” said Arnold.

At least it’s not every goddamned day.

Somebody from the crowd brought up that Arnold did say he’d endorse a Nazi over Trump, so he clarified.

“Nazis? Well, you know like one of the lower-level guys,” said Arnold.

Oh see, that explains it. Arnold wouldn’t endorse Trump because he’s the “head Nazi” because he wants to give one of the under-Nazis a chance.

Finally Arnold came clean:

“I wouldn’t really vote for a Nazi,” said Arnold.

Well, he never said he was going to vote for a Nazi, he claimed he was going to endorse a Nazi, so he definitely didn’t disavow his original shocking statement.

After all of this, the valet showed up with Arnold’s sweet late-model minivan and he drove off. I certainly hope he didn’t encounter a DUI checkpoint on his way home, because I don’t think he was in any condition to get behind the wheel. Then again, he always seems like he’s on some kind of mind-altering substance.

Arnold’s former wife, who is Jewish, lost her job for making a mildly racist joke about a former Obama official and here he is endorsing a nazi for president. The only reason why Arnold won’t lose his job is because he doesn’t have one. Unemployment has its advantages.