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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Spreads Her Sickness At Gay Pride Parade

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Spreads Her Sickness At Gay Pride Parade

The last thing the LGBT community needs is another infection, but everything is about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and she doesn’t care who she makes sick. After complaining that she couldn’t attend the gay pride parade in Queens because of a nasty cold, she showed up and spread her germs on everyone anyways. This is clearly part of AOC’s redistribution of wealth scheme in which the top 1% doesn’t get to hoard all of the viruses and must share them equally with everyone. Even sickness is socialist with her.

Here’s a tweet AOC sent out this morning:

Besides the fact that a sitting US Rep. uses emojis there was nothing particularly outrageous about this tweet, until this shit started showing up:

Holy crap, she just infected Kumar.

Those two are f*cked.

Just imagine all of the airborne germs that were released when she unleashed that donkey bray.

I have no idea who the hell Tiffany Caban is, but AOC wanted to make extra sure she got sick by rubbing her infected body all over this woman.

AOC explained her unexpected appearance as being due to the miracle of medical science:

Vick’s Vapor Rub treats minor symptoms but definitely doesn’t kill a virus. Not only was she still infected, she probably smelled like a menthol cigarette. There were already so many unpleasant things about an AOC hug, but she really found a way to make it worse. Way to step up your game, girl.

For people who are HIV-positive, contracting the common cold virus is potentially fatal. The good news is there’s not much chance that a bunch of gay people at a pride parade would be HIV-positive, right? Oh, never mind. Hey at least AOC got to take some selfies to keep her ego stoked.

And really, that’s what this is all about. AOC thinks she so important that it doesn’t matter if she has a cold. She believes people love her so much that they couldn’t stand her absence and don’t mind coming down with an illness so long as they get to bask in her awesomeness for a brief moment.

People who know they are sick with the cold or flu who go out into public to interact with and touch others are straight-up assholes. It’s the reason why these illnesses spread. If you’re sick, stay home until you’re better. Anything else is a serious dick move. I know, I’m all over the place here: Is she an asshole or is she a dick? She’s so freakin’ empowered that she can be both.

AOC doesn’t know a damn thing about money, government, or anything else so I guess it’s probably a little silly to expect her to understand how communicable illness spreads. She probably thinks people get sick because of global warming or excessive cow farts.

The greatest part of this story hasn’t even happened yet. Obviously plenty of people are giving AOC shit for knowingly spreading her sickness and when she responds it’ll be the most awesome thing ever. She’ll accuse the “haters” of being afraid of a strong woman and using this as an attempt to silence her voice. Plus, she’ll definitely say something about the racism of it all.