When you get “Florida Woman” and Trump Derangement Syndrome in the same story, you know it’s going to be good. A woman in Florida stabbed herself multiple times because she can no longer stand living in a country in which Donald Trump is the President. I had predicted liberals heads were going to explode eventually due to TDS, but this is not far off. It’s an ever-evolving ailment, so liberal head bombs could be next.
Fox News reports that cops were cruising around in Palmetto, FL when they noticed a woman standing in front of her house covered in blood. The officers naturally stopped to see what the hell was going on. The woman seemed upset and one of the officers asked her what was wrong.
The woman lifted up her shirt and the officer reported that she had three stab wounds in her stomach. After a question or two more, the officer learned that the woman had stabbed herself. When asked why she responded:
“I’m tired of living in Trump’s country. I’m tired of Trump being president,” said the woman.
The woman was transferred to the hospital in unknown condition. The police searched her house and found a kitchen knife she used in the suicide attempt. Officers reported that they found large amounts of blood in the kitchen, living room and bathroom. Presumably she stabbed herself in multiple location of the house.
Police say that this unidentified woman has previously been institutionalized against her will. Shocking, right? My guess is, you could get any liberal thrown in the loony bin because they are all completely nuts.
So Florida Woman’s plan to deal with a president she doesn’t like was to stab herself 3 times? What’s plan B? This obviously didn’t work out well for her so what’s next on the agenda? Bash her own head with a sledge hammer? Crucify herself? It’s always hardest to get that last nail in with a self-crucifixion.
Apparently this woman isn’t much of a problem solver. Police noted that she always leaves her door unlocked so her daughter, who doesn’t have a key, can get in to visit her. If only there were some solution to her daughter not having a key. Well, I can’t think of anything.
This is clearly the evolution of TDS. Before the 2016 election liberals all swore they were going to move to Canada if Trump won. That was a lie as none of them did, but this irrational fear of the will of the people has been festering for a few years now and is manifesting itself it weird and horrifying ways.
The real lesson here is that 2020 is going to be balls-out crazy when Trump wins reelection. I think there are many TDS sufferers who have been able to control the disease with the false hope that Trump will be out next year. When that doesn’t happen look for the crazy liberal shit to hit the fan. You think a woman stabbing herself over Trump is insane? In 2020 this will seem mild.
