Liberals love to go off on the US Border Patrol because illegal aliens show up sick and then ,despite getting great medical attention, die in US custody. The truth is that Border Patrol agents save illegal from the asinine predicaments they put themselves in all the time. Recently a brave BP agent saved some illegal aliens from a swarm of bees. This got me thinking that maybe a low cost solution to securing our Southern border is to deploy the bees.
NTD reports:
A U.S. Border Patrol agent in Texas is credited with saving an illegal immigrant woman and her young son who were attacked and covered by thousands of bees.
The agency said in a statement Friday that the agent was patrolling the Rio Grande in Brownsville, in southernmost Texas, when bees entered his patrol vehicle.
The agent was looking for the origin of the bees Tuesday when he found what he thought was just a bundle of clothing covered in the insects.
See, if it was me, I wouldn’t have tried to find the source of the bees, I’d have rolled up my windows and got the hell out of there. It’s a good thing this Border Patrol agent has no fear because…
He then realized it was a woman curled into a ball.
He ordered her to run into his vehicle and discovered she was covering her 8-year-old boy.
So this was her motherly instinct? She and her young son are attacked by a swarm of bees and she curls up into a ball and lets them sting the shit out of her and her boy? I guess the fact that she travelled for weeks across the hot desert with her kid already proves she’s a shitty mom, but this confirms it.
No, seriously, you can outrun bees. Generally speaking bees can’t fly as fast as humans can run, plus they are defending a perceived threat to queen and won’t stray far from the hive. I honestly can’t think of a dumber way to defend against a bee attack than to curl up into the fetal position.
The child began to vomit and the agent rushed the pair to a hospital, where they’re expected to recover.
Authorities say they are from Guatemala.
Obviously liberals have chosen to ignore the heroics of the Border Patrol agent for putting his personal safety aside to save a couple of illegal aliens from their own stupidity. Conservatives may also be missing something from this story because this would be a great low-cost way to keeping scumbags from sneaking across the border.
President Trump’s proposed border wall would definitely do the trick, but that thing is going to cost billions and that’s if he can get the democrats to fund it. He could probably deploy bees along the border for less than a couple of hundred thousand bucks and it would be effective. Illegal aliens don’t just hate bees, they are terrified of them.
A few years ago I hired a crew of what I am assuming were illegal aliens to remove a tree in my backyard. When they showed up there were bees in the tree and they freaked the f*ck out. It wasn’t a permanent colony, it’s just sometimes in the Spring the hive moves to a new location and they were taking a rest in my tree.
I offered to hit them with some wasp killer, which I really didn’t want to do because I don’t like killing beneficial creatures, but the tree crew refused. They packed up all of their gear and left. Incidentally, the bees were gone an hour after that. Also, the next tree service I eventually hired did the job for $100 less so everything worked out.
My point is, bees are kind of like an illegal alien scarecrow and could really help cut down on border crossings. It could be done for next to no money and the only downside is that liberals would start classifying bees as racist symbols of white supremacy. They think that about everything, so who really cares?
