There must be something up liberals’ butts today, I mean something that’s not usually there, because they are going crazy with the violent rhetoric. First Joe Biden threatened to beat Republicans with brass knuckles and now washed-up gay actor George Takei wants to fight Senator Lindsey Graham. Don’t worry, the liberal media won’t have a fainting spell about this; it’s liberals threatening Republicans, which is okay according to their bias, hypocrisy, and shameful double-standard.
The Democratic Nation Committee was sitting around trying to think of ways to connect with average people and they had a brainstorm: have a gay celebrity take over their twitter feed for a while. I’m not even joking, they put George Takei in charge of their Twitter, because honestly, who is more relatable than an elderly homosexual actor?
Take announced his takeover like this:
Hi, it’s @GeorgeTakei, and I’m “taking over” @TheDemocrats today! Now, full disclosure, the RNC also offered, but I said only if I could pull a Justin Bieber and ask to fight Lindsey Graham in a cage match. pic.twitter.com/UpoyUrjec6
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) June 17, 2019
Oh my! Takei is of course referring to the bizarre challenge issued by Justin Bieber to fight Tom Cruise in the octagon. The only difference is, he wants to fight Lindsey Graham. Isn’t it odd that Takei picked the one GOP Senator that liberals claim is a closeted gay man? Why wouldn’t he challenge Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell?
Maybe a better question is, why is he trying to pick a physical fight with any Republican? The answer is obviously because the left knows only a few ways to argue their indefeasible positions: cussing, accusing racism, and threats of violence.
The sad thing is, even a nancy-boy like Lindsey Graham would mop the floor with George Takei. He should have challenged someone dead like John McCain and even then I don’t think the outcome would be in his favor. If I had to guess, I’d say Takei has a not-so-secret crush on Graham.
I am assuming that challenging Graham to a fight was Takei’s attempt at humor, which was a clear failure. Comedy has to have some basis in fact to be funny and that is completely absent here. The RNC wouldn’t invite Takei to take over their Twitter account because unlike the DNC, they aren’t a non-serious group who thinks celebrity endorsements count as substantive policy. I’d tell Takei not to quit his day job but I don’t think he has one.
Some of the other gems in Takei’s takeover include this:
We are in a time when our hard-won rights, such as the right to access health care and the right to serve, are under assault by Donald Trump. — George Takei
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) June 17, 2019
I’m not actually certain that serving in the military is a right, but I know for a fact that health care isn’t one. When did “we” fight to make health care a right and then what has President Trump don’t take take that right away? This is a hysterical liberal buzz-word salad that sounds like it’s profound to leftist idiots, but doesn’t say anything that is real or true. Or even make sense.
All told, Takei sent 11 tweets (all about gay things) in this takeover and it took him 5 hours to think up this witty stuff. I’m sure Tom Perez and everyone at DNC HQ are thinking that with this stupid stunt they have secured the Rust Belt vote and are assured of winning the White House in 2020. There’s a pretty good reasons why democrats keep losing elections and one of them is their reliance on insipid celebrities to help spread their whacko message.
My thought on this is if liberals want to challenge conservatives to fights, take them up on it and have the outcome determine public policy. When the entire GOP kicks the crap out of Joe Biden, armed only with graying hair plugs and brass knuckles, we get border wall funding. After Lindsey Graham knocks the dust out of George Takei’s ass, people don’t have to bake cakes for same-sex weddings if they don’t want to.
