Video Proves Trump Never Sexually Assaulted Crazy Woman

A crazy woman is suing President Trump, claiming he sexually assaulted her in 2016. A video has surfaced of the incident and it shows Trump greeting this woman in a friendly manner and nothing else. The woman’s lawyers however insist that peoples eyes are lying to them and the video actually shows a sexual assault. The only people more full of shit than democrats are lawyers and that’s really what is proved by all of this.

Back in February Alva Johnson filed a federal lawsuit against Donald Trump claiming he sexually assaulted her before a campaign rally in Tampa, FL in 2016. Here’s how she described what happened to her:

“He’s coming straight for my lips. So I turn my head, and he kisses me right on corner of my mouth, still holding my hand the entire time. Then he walks on out. I immediately felt violated because I wasn’t expecting it or wanting it. I can still see his lips coming straight for my face,” Johnson said.

As you can see, what she is describing is not a sexual assault but rather a perfectly innocent and acceptable way men and women greet each other. But just in case you aren’t convinced, here’s some video of the actual incident:

President Trump walks through the crowd of people and sees Johnson. He places his hands on her shoulders and she leans into him for a mutual cheek kiss. He says something friendly to her and she smiles at him with her own friendly banter.

“We’re going to get you in the White House; I’ll see you in February,” said Johnson.

This is much different than what Johnson originally said and even less sinister.

“The Video shows that Plaintiff’s allegations in the Complaint that Mr. Trump ‘forcibly’ kissed her, and kissed her ‘on the mouth,’ are entirely false. In watching the Video, the only conclusion a reasonable person could reach is that the exchange was an innocent moment between a dedicated campaign staffer and the candidate for whom she was working,” said Trump attorney Charles Harder.

This video should get Johnson’s lawsuit laughed out of court, right? Not so fast, Sparky. According to Politico, Johnson’s lawyers think the video doubly-proves their client’s claim of sexual assault:

While Trump’s legal team cast the video as devastating for Johnson’s suit, her attorneys said the recording is a boon to her case because it confirms that she and Trump did interact in the RV on the date Johnson claimed.

“We are gratified and pleased that we finally have proof what Ms. Johnson has been alleging in this lawsuit. It is basically exactly what Ms. Johnson has been saying, said attorney Hassan Zavareei.

Things can’t be basically exact and the video proves it.

Asked whether the interaction is notably different from those frequently seen on rope lines at campaign events, Zavareei said: “I don’t regard it as innocuous. … Does it look dramatic? No. That does not mean it wasn’t a serious battery. It’s a battery because she didn’t want it to happen. It’s not an appropriate thing to do to another person.”

A serious battery? What is this ambulance-chaser smoking?

At the time of this friendly greeting, Alva Johnson was a director of outreach and coalitions for the 2016 Trump presidential campaign.

So is this what liberals call “credible allegations of sexual assault” against President Trump? I’m certain it is and as you can see it’s about as credible as liberals themselves.

Just wait until the pictures and video from Bill Clinton on Jeffrey Epstein’s “Orgy Island” come out and then you’ll see what a serious sexual assault looks like.