Planned Parenthood, the nation’s biggest abortion provider, just prematurely terminated their president’s employment contract. You get it, right? The abortion provider aborted their leader. This is like GM firing their CEO by running him over with a Silverado truck or McDonald’s canning their president by deep frying him like a McNugget. Okay, what PP did was way funnier.
Dr. Leana Wen came in as the new President of Planned Parenthood less than a year ago and she seemed like a natural fit. She made this cool video in which she stated that killing babes saves lives and even used her own living children to demonstrate the point:
Meet our new president, @DrLeanaWen. pic.twitter.com/kNTnYKzww7
— Planned Parenthood (@PPFA) September 12, 2018
Somehow the relationship soured and PP conspired against their fearless leader with this semi-bloodless coup:
I just learned that the @PPFA Board ended my employment at a secret meeting. We were engaged in good faith negotiations about my departure based on philosophical differences over the direction and future of Planned Parenthood. My statement to come shortly.
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) July 16, 2019
And that statement explains it all:
My statement stepping down as President/CEO of @PPFA and President of @PPAct. pic.twitter.com/WJ3EBgJIAy
— Leana Wen, M.D. (@DrLeanaWen) July 16, 2019
As you can see, Wen’s problems were threefold:
1. She wanted to be clear about PP’s mission and they favor deception and bullshit.
2. She tried to make abortion a non-political issue, which goes against everything leftist PP stands for.
3. She tried to find common ground with political opponents, which also goes against everything PP stands for.
If she wanted to keep her job, she should have been out there screaming for infanticide rights and accusing everyone opposed to it as Nazis. There can be no middle ground as the president of Planned Parenthood. She was like a leader of ISIS who wasn’t sure decapitating the infidels was the most prudent way to advance their cause.
Part of me wants to believe that as a doctor, Leana Wen’s “philosophical differences” with PP were that she doesn’t believe the more dead babies the better, but she obviously has no problem with killing the unborn as a matter of convenience. Maybe she wanted the aborted babies donated as eco-friendly compost and the PP board insisted that the body parts be sold off for profit. Who knows?
My guess is that Wen got canned because she wasn’t able to raise enough money for PP. Sure they get get millions in government subsidies, but they also need plenty of private donations to charge a shit-load of money to kill the unborn babies of poor people.
The question now is: who will PP get to run their baby-killing machine? They obviously can’t just get any chump off the street, they need a baby killing extremist.
I suggest they look at Virginia Governor Ralph “Coonman” Northam. Not only is he a vocal proponent of infanticide, he’s a verified racist, which dovetails nicely with Planned Parenthood’s mission statement of black genocide. They’d be hard pressed to find anyone more qualified to run their racist baby-killing eugenics operation.
The good news here is that Planned Parenthood almost certainly has to buy out Wen’s contract, which means we are all paying for her premature termination. In related news, the Slinky corporation threw their president down the stairs, Don’s Johns Inc. took a huge shit on their CEO, and Apple fed Tim Cook to the worms.
