It’s not just Joe Biden’s mind that is deteriorating, it turns out his body is falling apart too. During a marathon 7-hour global warming town hall on CNN that nobody watched, the 76-year-old former VP’s eye filled with blood. In addition to his gaffe-filled mouth and dementia-riddled brain, his collapsing body is screaming that he should drop out of the presidential race.
Here’s Biden talking about stuff that nobody cares about because, what the f*ck is going on with his eye?
That’s not allergies or even pink eye. It looks like he got poked in the eye or maybe even punched. He has in the past talked about wanting to fight Donald Trump so perhaps the President finally called his bluff and kicked Biden’s ass. I don’t think that’s what happened because I’m pretty sure Trump would have tweeted about beating the snot out of Crazy Joe Biden.
Chances are, Biden has a subconjunctival hemorrhage or eye bleeding. This is what could cause that according to Wikipedia:
Such a hemorrhage may be caused by a sudden or severe sneeze or cough, or due to high blood pressure or as a side effect of blood thinners such as aspirin or warfarin. It may also be caused by heavy lifting, vomiting, or even rubbing one’s eyes too roughly. In other cases, it may result from being choked or from straining.
Take your pick, either Biden sneezed, vomited or shit too hard or he has high blood pressure. Whatever the case it doesn’t say: youthful and vibrant. What it actually says is his odometer is about to roll over.
The fact that this happened during the CNN global warming debate makes me think that he was probably trying really hard to not shit his pants while talking to Anderson Cooper and it caused the blood vessels in his eye to pop. Again, this is not a ringing endorsement that he has the energy and stamina to be President of the United States.
Making this the most absurd thing in an already bizarre Joe Biden campaign, check out what he tweeted just prior to his appearance on CNN:
We can’t turn a blind eye to the way in which environmental burdens are distributed unevenly along racial and socioeconomic lines.
Biden will right these wrongs and stand up to fossil fuel companies who disproportionately harm communities of color and low-income communities.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 5, 2019
A blind eye? Is this a joke? Was this a premeditated subconjunctival hemorrhage to score some global warming points with idiots? As nuts as Biden is, it wouldn’t surprise me if this was all part of some weird-ass plan that only makes sense to him.
The one time Joe Biden appears in public and doesn’t say something insane or stupid and his eye explodes with blood. What are the chances? I’m assuming he didn’t say anything insane or stupid because you couldn’t pay me to watch 7 hours of democrats bitching about a fictional problem like global warming.
Anyone in Joe Biden’s campaign who doesn’t encourage him to drop out of the presidential race is doing him a great disservice. His mind is gone, his body is falling apart, and he has no shot at the democratic party nomination. He could walk away now with a modicum of dignity, or he can stay in the race until his rectum explodes during a debate.
