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Democrats Take Dancing Around The Issues Too Literally And Embarrass Themselves In Iowa

Democrats Take Dancing Around The Issues Too Literally And Embarrass Themselves In Iowa

Despite wanting to ban meat to stop global warming, most of the 2020 democratic presidential candidates went to the Iowa Steak-Fry on Saturday to pander for support. Rather than explain to Iowans how they want to kill the meat industry and put them all out of work, the democrats danced. Not dancing around the issues, mind you, but honest to goodness ass-shaking dancing. For anyone with an ounce of shame this would have been embarrassing but luckily they are all democrats so that’s not a concern.

The 2020 dems have been accused of sharing a hive-mind with no original ideas in the bunch. Their sameness was proven once again on Saturday at the Polk County Steak-Fry, the state’s biggest political event leading up to the caucuses. Let the dancing begin.

First up was Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar with whatever the hell this is:

Maybe calling this a “dance” is overstating things. It kind of looks like she thinks she’s Godzilla stomping on a city or maybe this is how she abuses her staff.

It’s not a shock that a middle-aged white woman from the Midwest can’t dance, but Kamala Harris has that Left Coast groove and “Black Girl Magic.” Here she is showing ’em how it’s done:

Good for her, dispelling the stereotype that all black people are good dancers. Then again, this could be more fodder for black people who don’t believe Harris is actually black.

Okay, so far none of these democrats can dance, but Latinos are known for their passion for rhythm. Surely former Obama administration stooge Julian Castro can shake make things caliente.

The stereotypes were dropping like flies in Iowa on Saturday. Castro actually makes Klobuchar look like she knows what she’s doing.

Everyone knows that gay men are the best dancers around so the last hope for the democrats came from South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg:

Hey, that’s not Buttigieg. It’s just his head on a stick. It’s still better than the rest of the democratic feild but since it wasn’t actually him, he gets no points.

Finally, there was Joe Biden who took dancing around the issue old school and got into a fight with a reporter for asking a question:

Is that how the democrats are going to do things for the rest of the campaign? They’ll hand out a list of questions reporters are allowed to ask? That’s actually brilliant and the only way I can see any of them, especially Crazy Joe, surviving until the general election.

I think maybe the funniest thing about this pathetic dancing is that all of these democrats constantly accuse Trump of not acting presidential enough. Go back and watch Kamala’s dance and tell me if that’s the way a U.S. President should act in public.