If there was any doubt that Donald Trump is the master, they were all erased on Wednesday. With a single tweet the President proved simultaneously that Joe Biden is a corrupt lying sack of crap and that Nickelback isn’t just used for evil. In one of the funniest things ever, Trump tweeted out a meme proving that Biden lied about knowing nothing about his crackhead son Hunter’s dealings with a Ukraine natural gas company set to a Nickleback song that fits perfectly.
Behold a very stable genius owning Joe Biden and the internet:
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! pic.twitter.com/QQYTqG4KTt
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2019
What are the chances there is a Nickelback song with the line “what the hell is on Joey’s head”? This probably should have come with a warning that you not be drinking something when you watch this.
The picture Chad Kroger would like you to look at is from 2104 on a golf course in the Hamptons. It features Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, and Devon Archer. Hunter Biden and Archer served together on the board of Burisma Holdings, a Ukrainian natural gas company.
Biden claims he never spoke to his son about his foreign business dealings, and yet here they all are playing golf. Even less likely than the eerily appropriate Nickelback lyrics is the idea that Biden never spoke to his son about what he was doing on the board of a Ukraine natural gas company despite having no particular expertise in the field.
This of course is related to the sham impeachment efforts against President Trump. Democrats have concocted a fairy tale in which Trump threatened to withhold military aide to the Ukraine unless they investigate Biden and his son.
Meanwhile, Biden openly bragged about extorting the Ukraine. In this fun video, Biden says he threatened to withhold $1 billion in loan guarantees to the Ukraine unless they fired a prosecutor who was investigating Burisma Holdings and Hunter Biden when he was Vice President of the United States:
That’s Crazy Joe admitting to quid pro quo and pay-to-play. It seems significant.
Democrats don’t care about video evidence or a confession from a democrat, they are too busy trying to impeach the Republican President who has rock-solid proof he never tried to extort the Ukraine.
This meme is already hilarious but it’s going to get exponentially funnier when the democrats’ impeachment inquiry subpoenas Nickelback to testify about how they knew about all of the stuff on “Joey’s head.”
In destroying Biden with Nickelback, Trump clearly is the master, but he has room to grow. Let’s see him kneecap Nancy Pelosi with Limp Bizkit and curb-stomp Adam Schiff with Smash Mouth.
