Cory Booker is ramping his “Spartacus” schtick up to 11. According to the New Jersey Senator, if you want to criticize Joe Biden, you’re going to have to go through him first. That’s right, if you have anything bad to say about the former VP, Booker is going to kick your ass. Well, he’ll try to kick your ass. Chances are, as a vegan, he has girly noodle arms and can’t put up much of a fight. There’s also a pretty good chance this is Booker’s way of saying his presidential campaign is over and he’d like to be Joe Biden’s VP.
As you may have heard, Joe Biden, when he was Obama’s VP, was in charge of the administration’s Ukraine policy. Biden has bragged on video about how he extorted the Ukraine government into firing a prosecutor who was investigating a natural gas company that just happened to have Biden’s crackhead son on their board. This seems like a terrible abuse of power, kind of like what the democrats are falsely accusing President Trump of, but Biden is on Team D, so nobody is allowed to talk about this.
Cory Booker was interviewed by CNN and laid down the law of acceptable inquiry:
“I’ve said time and time again that this is unacceptable, that if you come after Joe Biden, you’re going to have to deal with me in this case. There is no — as you said — these are baseless, unfounded, scurrilous lies, plain and simple, trying to undermine the character of one of the statesmen of our country, not our party, but our country. And so, yeah, you’ve got a problem with me,” said Booker.
Well no, these aren’t “scurrilous lies.” This is all stuff that Joe Biden has admitted to. “Tough guy” Cory Booker wants to fight anyone who repeats Biden’s actual words, which is consistent with the fact-free lunacy that drives him.
It appears that Booker is actually hoping to knuckle-up with President Trump over this:
“I can’t speak for this in a political context. This is just me as an American to see these kinds of attacks and whether it’s the lies this President tells about Joe Biden, or lies that he tells about other American citizens, to demean and denigrate them,” said Booker.
Yeah, there’s nothing political about a democrat wanting to fight the Republican President of the United States over fair criticism of a former democratic VP.
It’s not demanding or denigrating to call attention to things Biden has bragged about on video.
The only thing that makes sense here is that Booker knows his presidential campaign is tits up and he’s hoping by kissing Biden’s ass, he’ll be chosen for VP.
There’s quite a few problems with Booker’s plan, but he is a democrat so fixing things isn’t exactly his forte. First, Joe Biden has said that he will chose a woman of color as his running mate. Yes, Booker is “of color” and effeminate, but he’s not an actual woman. Second, Joe Biden is crashing and burning and will never be the democratic nominee.
If Booker was smart, and he’s not, he’d be sucking up to Elizabeth Warren. He still won’t get into the White House by attaching his lips to her saggy backside, but he might get a chance to Spartacus it up for a few more months before losing.
