Joe Biden has frequently talked about taking Donald Trump behind the gym, presumably to beat the President up. Crazy Joe’s new violent fantasy is to beat President Trump “like a drum”, which is something he’s been repeating on the campaign trail. Because he’s surrounded by idiots running his campaign, someone thought it was a good idea to put this phrase encouraging violence against the President of the United States on a t-shirt. Sadly at this point, even telling crazy leftists to punch Trump probably won’t save his failing 2020 presidential bid.
Hey, check out what you can buy on JoeBiden.com:
And it’s only $30? What a bargain.
Notice how this is a “unisex and women’s” t-shirt only? Men can’t buy this thing, but then again sporting any Joe Biden shirt is sure sign the wearer is not a man. Also, aren’t women included in unisex? It’s like Been is saying women don’t count as part of everyone else. I have a feeling this is going to piss off the feminists.
This shirt, which reads “Beat him like a drum” is sold right next to a shirt with “We chose unity over division.” Is there anything quite as unifying as encouraging people to physically attack others they disagree with? In all fairness, Biden’s mind is gone and he doesn’t know what any thing means and that includes the word “unity.”
I understand that Biden tried out several other violent anti-Trump slogans before settling on this one. I heard it from an anonymous source who heard from another anonymous source who got the information third-hand from a guy who knows another guy, so by liberal media standards, these must be true:
“Give Trump a purple nurple.”
“Kick Trump in the gooch!”
“Pull out Trump’s nose hairs with pliers.”
Actually, Biden is missing a great opportunity to pander by tweaking this slogan slightly. He’s locked up the Antifa “punch a Nazi” vote with “beat him like a drum,” but there are so many other special interest groups of weirdos he could get with a little imagination.
He could get the Hispanic vote with: “Beat him like a piñata.”
A certain segment of the black population would respond to: “Beat him like a drug possession rap.”
His Chinese friends would certainly like: “Beat him like a Hong Kong protester or insolent Nike factory worker.”
The Muslim community would be down with: “Beat him like a woman.”
He could keep the same slogan but put in on boxers shorts, giving it an entirely new meaning, which would appeal to some in the gay community.
Joe Biden’s poll numbers and fundraising may be in the toilet, but at least he still has the the entire liberal media protecting him and insisting he’s the frontrunner. If President Trump said he was going to beat a political opponent like a drum, he would be accused of inciting violence. Hell, when Trump directly quotes democrats the liberal media faints and says he’s putting lives in danger.
What this t-shirt really reveals is Biden’s bizarre infatuation with Donald Trump. Joe is constantly threatening to physically assault the President but that’s because he has feelings that are confusing to him. He can’t bring himself to profess his love, so he lashes out with threats of violence.
