Joe Biden Vows To Ban Guns That Have ‘More Than 8 Bullets In A Round’

Joe Biden hasn’t had much success in banning firearms that actually exist so he’s setting his sights on fantasy guns from his dementia world. The illegitimate president says he has legislation that would ban guns that have “more than 8 bullets in a round” and I’m fine with that. He can ban all the make-believe guns he wants, just don’t f*ck with the real ones.

During the same event where Biden took questions from a grown-ass man pretending to be a little girl, he was also interviewed by the sister of one of the Sandy Hook elementary school shooting victims. Natalie Barden asked Biden when he was going to ban “weapons of war” and his answer lasted 4 excruciating minutes. Also he never really answered but he did have some “Joe” moments.

“Right now folks if I left, if we were at a this were not at the White House, we were at uh the restaurant and I left the keys in my automobile, and some underage kid came out and stole the automobile, was driving and killed someone, I’d be liable. Id be civilly liable because I was irresponsible living the keys in the car,” said Biden.

Biden was trying to make a case for making gun owners lock up their weapons but this analogy is bullshit. If someone steals your car, you are not liable for what they do with it, including killing  a person.

“I haven’t shot in a long time, I have 2 shotguns. My deceased son had a shotgun. Wesha target practice,” Biden said.

I thought Joe said he had the shotguns for hunting and scaring off intruders. From there, Biden wove all of his worn-out anti-gun bullshit into a single incoherent mess.

“I don’t think that, the AR, these the assault wa-weapons are just that. They’re made for one reason: to kill people. As wuh when was trying to get it passed the first time and got it passed, hunters in Delaware would say, ‘Well, I want’  I said ‘How many deer are wearing Kevlar vest?’ How many folk, how man folks are there? What purpose is the have a gun bullet that can travel 5 times the speed of an ordinary bullet?” Biden asked.

That’s one fast f*cking gun bullet.

After not answering her question of when Biden will ban assault weapons, Barden tried asking when he would ban “high-capacity” magazines. Joe still didn’t answer but did offer up this bit of craziness:

“For example, the idea that you could sell, my my my legislation says there can be no more than 8 bullets in a round, okay?” Biden said.

Before Joe can ban guns that have no more than 8 bullets in a round, he’s going to have to invent it. If and when he does, it sounds like a pretty cool weapon. An 8-bullets-in-a-round gun with a 10-round magazine would have 80 shots. Hell, my 6-shot .357 wold suddenly carry 48 bullets.

And finally:

“What these guys doing, these mass killing, they have magazines they call ’em, as you I know you know, that can hold 100 bullets in it. 100 bullets. That’s where these mah, I mean people is just is like having an automatic weapon,” said Biden.

2 rounds or 100 rounds in a semi-automatic rifle is the same thing and nothing like having an automatic weapon: One shot per trigger pull. Although…

…if it was one of those Biden guns, you’d fire 8 shots with each trigger pull and that would be way more awesome than fully-auto.