The biggest WTF? this week was that Adam Schiff and the democrats continued to conduct their illegal impeachment inquiry in secrecy, which is a gross abuse of power. Here’s a bunch of other really gross stuff. No seriously, this week’s WTF? is 90% disgusting. (NSFW)
Headline of the Week
Family sues ‘master’ over son’s testicle-pumping death
The family of an Australian man who died after pumping his genitals with illicit silicone injections is now suing the person who they say forced him to do it.
In 2018, Rolling Stone reported that 29-year-old Tank Hafertepen — who changed his name from Jack Chapman at the behest of his “master,” Dylan Hafertepen — died of a lung hemorrhage caused in part by silicone traveling through the bloodstream into his lungs, a condition called “silicone embolism syndrome.”
Tank’s family alleges that he was ordered to increase his testicles to the size of basketballs while he was a “submissive” in Dylan’s Seattle-based polyamorous group. Dylan’s submissives, or “pups,” would perform acts to win his favor, which included the requirement of having an oversized scrotum.
That’s nuts. So is this:
Nut of the Week
Rare condition causes man’s testicles to swell to 7 pounds: case report
A 43-year-old Panama man was the focus of a recent case report that detailed a rare condition that caused his testicles to swell to an enormous size.
The man, who was not identified in the report published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports, was brought to a local emergency room with a rapid heartbeat and fever, as well as swelling and drainage – described as “foul-smelling, purulent fluid” – coming from two open wounds on his scrotum.
“Over the past three decades, his scrotal swelling had gradually worsened. He relied on a walker for ambulation and his mother attended to most of his daily needs,” the researchers wrote, noting that his genitals had swelled to roughly 7 pounds and were 11.8 x 9.6 x 5.1 inches.
The patient was then diagnosed with Fournier gangrene, what the National Organization for Rare Disorders describes as “an acute necrotic infection of the scrotum; penis; or perineum,” which is the area between the anus and the genitals.
“It is characterized by scrotum pain and redness with rapid progression to gangrene and sloughing of tissue. Fournier gangrene is usually secondary to perirectal or periurethral infections associated with local trauma, operative procedures, or urinary tract disease,” it adds.
There’s nothing swell about that at all.
Pussy of the Week
‘Felt like someone was drilling into my bones:’ Venomous puss caterpillars back in Florida
These fuzzy creatures might look cute and harmless, but in fact they pack a big punch.
The venomous puss caterpillar appears to be back in Florida for its seasonal return.
A Florida woman documented her scary and painful encounter on Facebook.
Bri Oteri was in Dade City, Florida, said in the post she leaned against a wooden fence and felt her wrist start to burn after coming in contact with the puss caterpillar.
Oteri said, “It felt like fire ants in that moment. I looked down and saw this fuzzy thing moving across the wood.”
The woman was checked out by an EMT but symptoms increased later in the day and her husband took her to the ER.
“I was watching my son practice and all of a sudden I couldn’t breathe. I thought I was going to pass out, and then came the pain. In my chest.. in my entire right arm, radiating from my wrist all throughout my arm and shoulder,” Oteri said. “The pain was so excruciating I was hysterically crying in the hospital pleading for the doctors and nurses to help me. Morphine didn’t even touch the pain.”
They had me at “fuzzy thing moving across the wood.”
Dick of the Week
Inmate ‘wagging his penis’ at jail staff has conviction upheld in exposure case
An inmate who placed his genitals in a jail hatch used to transfer medication, and then “was dancing and wagging his penis back and forth,’’ has lost a bid to have his indecent exposure conviction overturned.
Jivonnie Ramone Jones was being held at the Muskegon County Jail in August of 2017, awaiting trial for rape, when he exposed himself to a deputy and a jail nurse, court records show.
Jones, 33, earned a reputation for bizarre antics in the courtroom and the jail after he was charged in the brutal Feb. 2017 rape of an acquaintance in Muskegon Heights.
Jones launched into an obscenity-laced tirade against a district court judge and a bailiff. He cursed witnesses.
While awaiting trial, he threw a cup of what appeared to be urine at a Muskegon County corrections officer. The incident that reached the court of appeals occurred about a month later, in August of 2017.
It happened while a nurse, accompanied by a deputy, handed out medications to inmates. When the nurse opened a cell door hatch to deliver medication to Jones, Jones put his penis in the open hatch.
The nurse and deputy scolded Jones for his actions. Jones climbed onto a table in his cell, grabbed his exposed penis, shook it and suggested that a sex act be performed on him.
“He was dancing and wagging his penis back and forth some more,’’ the jail nurse testified at trial.
If it’s wagging, it’s friendly. This one was not:
Throttling of the Week
Man run over by four wheeler driven by dog in Loxley
A man was airlifted was airlifted to a local hospital after being run over by his own four wheeler operated by his dog on Highway 59 in Loxley Thursday around noon.
Authorities [said] that the man had his dog tied to the four-wheeler near the Bunny Bread outlet, and the dog tried to run off, pushing the throttle and causing the four-wheeler to hit the man and run over him.
The man is reported to be in stable condition and there was no injuries to the dog.
That’s what you get for faking the throw.
Lesson of the Week
New Jersey man learns the hard way not to watch porn in his car
A New Jersey man who was sent to jail for watching porn in his car argued his right to “privacy” — but was shot down by a judge, new court documents reveal.
David Lomanto, 53, of Little Egg Harbor Township was watching steamy videos on his iPad — with his windows down near a restaurant — on April 22, 2014, when a woman parked next to him was “shocked” and “mortified” by the sight, according to the Tuesday court finding.
The lady, whose 12-year-old son was inside the fast food joint, “heard moaning” and saw footage of a “woman with blond hair” performing oral sex on a man, according to the Superior Court of New Jersey docs. She told a friend, who then called the cops.
Lomanto then refused to get out of his car or show his I.D., and search later revealed he had been watching porn with the restaurant’s WiFi for four hours, according to the court papers
Lomanto was later convicted of fourth-degree public communication of obscenity, obstructing a criminal investigation and disorderly conduct. He was sentenced to five days in jail and two years of probation.
But in his conviction appeal, he argued that his car is a “private” space, that the obscenity law is “unconstitutionally vague” and “violated his Fourth Amendment rights.”
But Superior Court Judge Garry Rothstadt shot him down — noting that a restaurant parking lot at dinner time isn’t private enough.
No fap, no crime. Also, here’s the fap:
Trick of the Week
Man accused of masturbating in front of 60 women and girls pleads guilty to 5 counts
A man arrested for tricking teens and young women into seeing him masturbate has pleaded guilty to three counts of committing an indecent act in public and two counts of exposing his genitals to a person under the age of 16.
Trevor John Kurjata, 29, was sentenced to three years probation and a conditional discharge, including counselling and 120 hours of community service.
Police say in July of 2018 Kurjata approached women in his pickup truck as they walked along sidewalks. He would pull up beside them and start talking to get their attention. When the women looked his way, they would see him masturbating inside the truck.
Kurjata videoed the women’s reactions on a cell phone he had set up in the truck and then drove away.
Police say they found dozens of videos on his phone taken throughout Vancouver that showed more than 60 unidentified teens and girls who had been targeted.
They had me at “conditional discharge.”
N-Word of the Week
Model spends $25K on surgery to increase breast size to N cup
For Amber Alena, bigger is better.
The 24-year-old cam model and adult film actress says she increased her breast size from a B cup to a whopping N cup and has never felt happier — despite spending a fortune.
Alena says her decision to go under the knife for breast implants was not for her profession, but rather for her own “benefit and happiness.”
“I got them done for myself and no other reason,” she says. “My chosen professions could easily be done without surgical enhancements.”
The Seattle resident says her N-cup breasts do not cause her any pain or discomfort, and she has found ways to support the massive implants.
“I do a lot of exercises to help,” she says. “My breast size is considered very large, but there are other women who have much bigger breasts.”
Alena says she had a series of three breast augmentation surgeries — first to a D cup, then a J before eventually reaching the N cup — which cost around $25,000 total.
But now her shirt doesn’t fit and she can’t see how much wine is left in that glass.
Rooster of the Week
‘Transphobic’ porn star refused sex with model because she has a penis
A transgender woman says she is a victim of ‘transphobic’ discrimination after being snubbed for job as a female porn star – because she still has a penis
Ria Cooper, 25, who became Britain’s youngest trans person when she transitioned 10 years ago, encountered the photographer after deciding to embark on a career in the sex industry.
She says the anonymous individual messaged her saying he wanted to have sex on camera then sell the resulting porno to make some quick cash.
But little did he know Ria was transgender and when he found out she still has male reproductive organs he immediately retracted the offer.
In messages exchanged over WhatsApp, the photographer bluntly proclaimed he couldn’t work with her because ‘she has a c**k’.
Ria has hit out at the ‘transphobic behaviour’ and says she’s being unfairly discriminated against in her pursuit of a modelling career.
The woman from Hull, East Yorks, has reported the comments to Humberside Police, which is investigating the incident as a hate crime.
Correction: He has a penis.
Tentacle of the Week
Extreme porn user’s disturbing images included woman having sex with octopus
A pornography user has been sent on a sex offenders course after police found an image of a woman and an octopus on his computer.
Eric Worthington also had 2,378 child abuse images or movies, many showing very young victims being raped by adults on a laptop, phone, USB stick and DVDs.
The van driver used a special browser to download extreme images from the dark web including bestiality. One image showed a woman with an octopus on her bottom.
Search terms showed he had trawled the internet for bestiality websites and for hard core images of pre-teen girls. Most of his collection showed children aged two to four. Others showed children involved in sex acts with dogs.
Worthington, aged 58, of Old Exeter Road, Newton Abbot, admitted three counts of making indecent images of children and one of possessing extreme pornography which depicted adults having sex with dogs or an octopus and which were ‘grossly offensive, disgusting and obscene’.
Octo-milf?
Solar Power of the Week
Butthole sunning is gaining fans on Instagram
Just when you thought the fringe-dwellers of the ‘wellness’ industry couldn’t get any more ridiculous, someone comes along to take us to places we never thought we’d go.
Butthole sunning is now apparently a thing we should all be doing.
The man who calls himself Ra of Earth, a former cross fitter and gym owner “turned bringer of light of all things metaphysical to the masses”, is a key proponent of the practice and has explained its benefits in a video.
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” Ra explains.
He then pans the camera to three naked men laying on their backs and legs spread toward the sun for maximum butthole exposure among a group of teepees.
“How does it feel?” Ra asks. “Warm,” they reply.
There’s no explanation about the role of sunscreen in the practice, but surely it would be wise to be sun safe. No-one is going to be feeling too “well” with a sunburned anus.
Truer words have never been spoken.
WTF? of the Week
Family’s basement floods with 5 inches of animal blood in Iowa
An Iowa family of seven has been forced from their home over health concerns after their basement filled with nearly 5 inches of animal blood, fat and bones, as a result of drainage from a meat locker next door.
Nick Lestina and his family have lived next door to Dahl’s Custom Meat Locker in Bagley, Iowa, for 10 years without issue. But as they were getting ready to sell the home, their basement was flooded with animal blood.
Lestina says his neighbors were dumping hog and cattle remains down a floor drain, which is connected to his pipes, so the remains ended up in his basement. He immediately reported the incident to the Iowa Department of Natural Resources.
“They told us concurrently we shouldn’t stay in the house because of the biohazard,” Lestina said.
Actually, the family was fleeing that “Here’s Johnny” guy with the ax.
