When former White House Press Secretary was announced as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars, liberal heads exploded. That he continues to advance in the competition is causing those chunks of exploded liberal heads to burst into flames. Despite a genuine lack of dancing skills, Spicer keeps moving on because the viewing audience is voting for him. After years of complaining about the Electoral College and claiming Hillary Clinton really won the 2016 election, liberals have now turned on the popular vote as well.
You couldn’t pay me to watch Dancing with the Stars so we’re going to have to take Fox News at their word on this:
Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer continues to advance on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” and the left isn’t happy about it.
President Trump urged his 66.5 million Twitter followers to vote for Spicer on Monday, calling him a “great and very loyal guy who is working very hard.” As a result, Spicer received low scores from the panel of judges but picked up so many votes from the viewing public that he wasn’t even considered for elimination.
What? The left is unhappy about something? And that thing they are upset about is stupid? I never heard of such a thing.
This sounds like a joke, and it is, but the left is serious about this garbage. The New York Times even chimed in on the outrage because apparently there is no other news going on anywhere in the world:
No, Sean Spicer Really Can’t Dance
He has consistently been the worst performer on “Dancing With the Stars.” So why is he still on?
On Monday night, Sean Spicer yet again collected enough audience votes to be deemed safe on ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars.” Kate Flannery was voted off. What’s terrible about this week’s results is that the competition included a dance-off; Mr. Spicer went up against Ms. Flannery. She won, according to the judges. But Mr. Spicer remains, and it’s outrageous.
Yes, you read that correctly. The NYT thinks Sean Spicer not being eliminated is “outrageous.”
And there’s more:
Mr. Spicer’s staying power has little to do with his performances. Over the past eight weeks, he has been the weakest dancer on the show. His low scores from the judges have borne that out.
Bad dancing by a nonprofessional can be disarming. It allows you to see the truth within the body that reveals character. But Mr. Spicer, the former White House press secretary and communications director for President Trump, is something worse: an untruthful dancer.
Get it? Liberals have accused Sean Spicer of lying for President Trump and now even his dancing is untruthful.
Mr. Spicer isn’t trained, of course, but he has revealed much about his soul’s weather through his dancing. He hides behind an egregious smile, parting his teeth to make it look as though he’s been caught mid-laugh. That smile seems meant to distract from his plan of attack: never actually performing a dance, but conquering it.
Watching Mr. Spicer try to wipe away some of his disgrace through dancing hurts. Yet here he is, week after week, using dance as a way to redeem his character. Giving the public the chance to laugh with him — dressed as a buffoon in that scary green ruffled shirt, dancing to “Spice Up Your Life” — and not at him comes off as a calculation, on his (and probably the show’s) part. And Mr. Spicer’s later performances have been scary in a different way, like his militaristic Paso Doble, which had a cold brutality to it.
Militaristic? Cold brutality? The only thing that would make this more unhinged is if there were some kind of a racism accusation. Oh wait, here it is:
When, in Week 2, voters decided to kick off the former Supreme Mary Wilson — a black grandmother who possesses an undeniable theatrical presence (“the glamour!” Mr. Tonioli said) — instead of Mr. Spicer, it was heartbreaking. It also seemed sexist and ageist.
And in the early weeks, it was striking that the majority of the dancers whose votes put them at the bottom of the pack were black.
“Sean Spicer’s dancing is a lie and racist” is something the editors at the NYT thought fit to print. If they’re wondering why people don’t trust the media, they should revisit this particular article.
Liberals refusing to accept the results of Dancing with the Stars is eerily reminiscent of their refusal to accept the results of the 2016 election. They only difference is instead of bitching about the Electoral College they are now bitching about the popular vote.
