How Do You Make Liberal Heads Explode? Put Sean Spicer On Dancing With The Stars

The problem with liberals is that they have to be in a content state of outrage or they might die, or actually enjoy life. As such, they must always find something to be angry about and that’s not always the easiest thing to do. Currently they are furious over (checks notes) the new cast for Dancing with the Stars. You see, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer will be joining the dance competition reality show and anyone associated with President Trump must be chased out of town with torches and pitchforks.

The cast for the 28th season of DWTS was announced on Good Morning America…

…which made every liberal head explode in America. New York Times TV critic James Poniewozik couldn’t believe the nerve of ABC:

“I know it’s not as if ABC just hired Sean Spicer to anchor the evening news. I know I might sound like a humorless scold for attacking the stunt-casting of a silly reality show. But that’s just the point. To treat Spicer, and his reason for notoriety, as a harmless joke is to whitewash the harm of what he did, which was to say things so absurdly false that he invited his political side to join him in denying their own eyeballs, to encourage people to believe that facts don’t matter if they hurt your team,” wrote Poniewozik.

If he knows it’s stupid to be furious over the cast of a reality show, why is he furious? That’s that thing I was talking about how liberals must always be outraged and don’t care how ridiculous that outrage is.

There was plenty more of this to go around on the left.

That big annoying gay guy was beside himself in grief:

That former journalist with the silly name was in disbelief:

Plus there’s all these liberal media nobodies crying a rage river:

As you can see all of these lefties are clutching their pearls and fainting because they say Sean Spicer lied. Well, guess what, that’s actually the job of a White House Press Secretary and every single person who has held the position lied to reporters and the American people. Remember, the press secretary works for the president, not the NY Times. A press secretary is supposed to get up on the podium and spin things favorably to the administration, not be a whistle blower. Seriously, I would like of these outraged liberals to point out just one press secretary who never lied.

On top of that, Dancing with the Stars is a lie. When have they ever had someone on the show who was a legitimate star? The show should be called Dancing with Hasbeens and People You May Have Heard Of.

Obviously it’s not that Spicer wasn’t 100% forthcoming but rather that he worked for Donald Trump. This is just more of the liberal bullshit that says things are only bad when Republicans do them.

And really, Lamar Odom is on this season of DWTS as well. This is a guy who put himself into a coma after a week long coke-binge at a Nevada brothel. Why aren’t these liberals screeching that the show is trying to legitimize drug use and prostitution by including him? Maybe they would if Odom had been on The Celebrity Apprentice.