Hillary Clinton Claims ‘Many, Many, Many People’ Want Her To Run For President

In Hillary Clinton’s ever-expanding fantasy world, throngs of Americans are demanding that she jump into the 2020 presidential race. According to the two-time loser “many, many, many people” are pressuring her to take on President Trump once again. Wow, that is a lot of people. That was like 3 “manys” which has to be enough people to win Wisconsin this time around. There is the possibility that Hillary has an enflated opinion of herself and this is all part of her delusions, but if not, she’s a shoe in.

Hillary and her insipid daughter Chelsea were in the UK promoting their book about “gutsy women” that literally nobody wants to buy. I checked, it’s not about women with baby bumps or beer bellies, it’s actually mostly profiles of racist pro-abortion women who supported eugenics. In any case, during a radio interview Hillary was asked if she would consider jumping into the democratic primaries:

“I, as I say, never, never, never say never,” started Hillary.

She never campaigned in Wisconsin, Michigan, or Pennsylvania. She never told her husband to stop sexually assaulting women. She never called for military support to save the Americans under siege at the Benghazi embassy. She never turned over her e-mails, as required by law, when she left the State Department. Who is she fooling? She says never all the damn time.

“I will certainly tell you, I’m under enormous pressure from many, many, many people to think about it,” Hillary said.

Oh yeah? Who? No seriously, who are all of these people pressuring her into running?

Hillary is of course very adept at saying things that are demonstrably false, but also technically true just in case she has to testify under oath about it. Here she slips by because she says “many” three times, which means there are at a minimum three people who are pressuring her to run.

Hillary counts as one, husband Bill is number two because he knows the First Man is getting laid, and whoever the Clintons contracted to kill Jeffrey Epstein is the third as he would prefer someone in the White House who could squash any investigations. See, it’s not a lie.

Another way Hillary may be right is that every Republican in this country would love it if she ran again. 2016 was a layup for Donald Trump and this time around would be easier than sinking a one-foot putt.

In a separate BBC interview Hillary did nothing to quell the rumors that she wants to run again:

“It would be very gutsy to have another go at it,” said the interviewer in regards to Hillary running.

“it would be very gutsy,” agreed Hillary.

Get it? Hillary and Chelsea’s lame book is called “The Book of Gutsy Women” and Hillary thinks it would be “gutsy” of her to run for president again.

Like everything else, Hillary is wrong. It would be gusty of her to leave her philandering sexual predator husband, but running and losing for a 3rd time would just be sad.