Being a socialist, Bernie Sanders clearly has no idea what “incentives” are. In hopes of attracting more votes, the angry America-hater has promised that insipid Rep. Alexander Ocasio-Cortez will have a prominent position in his administration. As if the communism wasn’t already bad enough, he’s offering a cabinet full of idiots. This is like him saying, “If you sleep with me not only do you get HIV, but also some herpes.” That’s a hard pass from me.
ABC News conducted an interview with Sanders and his socialist protege Ocasio-Cortez, asking Bernie if he is considering AOC as his vice president. The answer is no, which seems good but also somehow bad.
“Look, I have said this before, let me say it again — and I don’t want [Ocasio-Cortez] to hear this, because [her] head will explode. I don’t know of any person — I’ve been in Congress for a few years, who in the course of less than one year — she’s been in office less than one year, who has had more of an impact on American politics as a freshman member of Congress than she has,” started Sanders.
If AOC’s head exploded it would be like one of those air/fuel thermobaric bombs, minus the fuel. Also, define “impact.”
The interviewer then asked if AOC was inline for a cabinet level position in Bernie’s never-gonna-happen administration.
“She is, again, at the end of one year she is a leader in the United States Congress and her ideas are resonating all over this country. If I am in the White House, she will play a very, very important role, no question,” replied Bernie.
So that’s a yes?
Despite Bernie’s lie that AOC is a “leader” she’s actually an ignorant self-absorbed dingbat who isn’t qualified for anything. The question then arises: what cabinet position would make-believe president Bernie give her? My guess is that he would have to invent a new position to fully take advantage of her unique skillset.
Here’s a few ideas, because I love helping democrats out with their delusions:
Secretary of Selfies
Department of Donkey Teeth
Ministry of Millennial Entitlement
Commission of Complaining
Undersecretary of Misunderstanding
Deputy Director of Dumb
Co-Chair of Cluelessness and Clusterf*cks
Head of Horseshit and Hosebaggery
Bernie is already banking his campaign on the false notion that Americans are fed up with freedom, so promising to throw AOC into a prominent position in his administration is another reason why he will never even make it out of the democratic primaries. The small number of people who dig socialism are already in Bernie’s camp and promoting AOC as his comm (communism) director isn’t going to attract additional support.
If he wants to get more votes, he should consider promising that AOC won’t be allowed anywhere near the White House. Actually, if he really wanted more votes he wouldn’t be threatening to to transform America into a socialist hellhole, but he’s never consulted me on his campaign strategy so that’s his problem.
