You saw the headline. North Korea (Best Korea?) called Joe Biden a rabid dog who needs to be beaten to death with a stick. Def-Con New does not condone violent rhetoric or death threats, but we’re covering this for the following three reasons: 1) It’s funny, 2) it sounds like something Joe Biden would threaten President Trump with, and 3) Biden’s reaction is priceless.
Reuters reports that the official North Korean news agency, KCNA, has hit back at Joe Biden for months of insults against their glorious leader Kim Jong Un:
Misspelling Biden’s name, KCNA said the former vice president was showing signs of “the final stage of dementia,” and the “time has come for him to depart his life.”
Besides the dying thing, I’ve probably written about Biden’s dementia a hundred times. Could it be North Korea is stealing my material?
Somehow this gets funnier:
“Such a guy had the temerity to dare slander the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK,” said Best Korea.
Biden may not have a lot, but he definitely has temerity.
“It was the last-ditch efforts of the rabid dog expediting his death. Rabid dogs like Baiden (sic) can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about. They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late,” commented KCNA.
Right? It totally sounds like something Biden (Biden?) would say about President Trump. The only difference is Biden would have said, “In my day we would have taken the rabid dog behind the gym and beaten him with a stick.” Still, the similarities are eerie and it appears Best Korea is stealing Biden’s schtick as well.
Because Biden has absolutely nothing better to do, like run a successful presidential campaign, he chose to respond to this ridiculous attack.
“It seems that murderous dictator Kim Jong Un doesn’t like me. Add him to the list of autocrats who don’t want me to be president — right next to Vladimir Putin. I wear their insults as a badge of honor,” said Biden in a statement.
In all fairness, most people don’t like Biden so it’s not just the “autocrats.”
So Biden wears this insult as a badge of honor? That may be the weirdest thing about this. Why would any sane person be proud that North Korea thinks he’s a rabid dog with dementia who needs to be euthanized? Oh wait, I said “sane person.” Never mind.
Is this Biden’s witless attempt at a comeback? If he’s going to take on Trump, he’s going to have to do a lot better than, “Thank you for insulting me. I consider it an honor.” Trump is going to rip this clown to shreds. Good thing for him, he won’t even make it through the democratic primaries.
Biden never served in the military because he conveniently got temporary asthma to get out of the Vietnam War draft, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a full chest of medals:
Obama awarded him the Silver Star of Hair Sniffing.
Congress bestowed the Gold Medal of Girl Groping upon him.
His bullshit brought home a Blue Ribbon at the Delaware State Fair.
He won a Pulitzer Prize for Plagiarism.
His son Hunter gave him a “World’s Best Corrupt Dad” coffee mug.
With the official “Kim Jong Un Thinks I’m A Senile Subhuman” badge of honor, Joe Biden is the most decorated of all the 2020 democratic party candidates.
