We regularly referred to Hunter Biden as Crazy Joe’s “crackhead” son here at Def-Con News mostly because he is an admitted crack smoker. We definitely don’t have to print a retraction on that because employees of a Washington D.C. are reporting that they busted him smoke crack. Considering how liberals take what the Bidens do and point it at President Trump, it’s safe to assume that tomorrow’s headlines will be: “President Trump smoked crack in a D.C. strip club.” Schiff will be all over this.
The New York Post broke this story and I think it’s hilariously important to see their actual headline:
Joe must be one proud jiggly poppa. Let’s see what the article says:
Hunter Biden was suspected of smoking crack inside a strip club where he dropped “thousands of dollars” during multiple visits — at the same time he held a seat on the board of a controversial Ukrainian natural-gas company, The Post has learned.
The incident, which took place at Archibald’s Gentlemen’s Club in Washington, DC, late last year, represents the most recent alleged drug use by Biden, 49, who has acknowledged six stints in rehab for alcoholism and addiction that included a crack binge in 2016.
Workers at Archibald’s, located about three blocks north of the White House, said Biden was a regular there, with two bartenders and a security worker all instantly recognizing his photo and one worker identifying him by name.
Security worker Ranko Petrovic said Biden — the son of former Vice President Joe Biden, the Democratic front-runner to challenge President Trump next year — would routinely hole up in a VIP room and drink during his visits.
Although Petrovic said the club “had no issue with him,” former Archibald’s managing partner James Ritter said one occasion in late 2018 was marred by a “suspicion of drug use.”
“There was a smell of burning Styrofoam in the VIP room. We told him nothing illegal can go on here,” Ritter said.
I have never smoked crack nor do I hang out with crackhead,s but apparently smoking it smells like burning styrofoam. Ya learn something new every day, including this:
“VIP employees suspected it was crack,” he added.
Hunter spent “thousands and thousands of dollars in the Archibald’s VIP rooms,” and paid his bills with “credit cards that didn’t have his name on it.”
But this might be the funniest part of the story:
At the time of the incident, Hunter was a board member of the Ukrainian natural-gas company Burisma, which reportedly paid him as much as $50,000 a month.
When your dad is the Vice President of the United States, threatens a foreign country who is investigating you, and you cash in on his name and influence, you have enough money for hookers and blow. Or strippers and crack.
I wonder how the liberal media would react if this story was about Donald Trump Jr. Actually, I don’t wonder that at all, it would be the lede story on every fake news outlet and an above-the-fold headline. Because it’s about Joe Biden’s son however, there will be zero coverage. The liberal media has decided that Joe Biden is the next POTUS, so they can’t go around reporting on his corruption or his crackhead son.
Joe Biden has stated that his crackhead son will be joining him on the campaign trail. I usually look forward to Joe’s public appearances because there’s a 99% chance he will say something stop or insane. With Hunter going the shitshow, I’m more excited to see it than the new Star Wars movie and I’m a rabid Star Wars fan.
