Joe Biden’s struggling campaign launched a “No Malarkey Tour” over the weekend, which was an attempt to reboot his public image. He’s tooling around Iowa in a bus, giving it to people straight. Or at least what he thinks is straight. On his first stop of the tour, he ate his wife’s fingers for some reason. On his second stop, he claimed that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is actually from South Korea and then lied that he spent a lot of time with the dictator, whom he’s never met. So far the No Malarkey Tour seems like nothing but malarkey.
I don’t know if he’s drunk, senile, or has loose dentures, but Joe Biden cannot annunciate to save his life. Check out this fun bit of malarkey from his No Malarkey Tour:
The “No Malarkey” tour is going well for Joe Biden.
Here’s Joe claiming that he met Kim Jong Un. He also seems to believe that Kim Jong Un is from South Korea. pic.twitter.com/duw9nuvAVO
— Florian (@BetaODork) December 1, 2019
“And you see what’s happening all around the world with [Trump’s] embrace of dictators and folks like Putin and Kim Jong Un in South Korea,” started Biden.
Fact check: Kim Jong Un is the leader of North Korea (best Korea). Moon Jae-in is the president of South Korea.
Joe’s geography woes continue. In addition to having no idea where Vermont, New Hampshire, Michigan, Ohio, Iowa, San Antonio, or Houston are, he’s got the entire Korean peninsula mixed up.
“And know the rest of the world knows that person, in this case me, and that I know them,” said Biden.
Fact check: Huh?
“Putin has no illusions on whether I know him or not. Kim Jong Un is no a person I know him or not,” continued Biden.
Fact check: What in God’s name is he talking about?
“The same with the president of China, Gigi Ping. I spent a lot of time with these folks,” Biden claimed.
Fact check: Joe Biden has never met Kim Jong Un, so it’s an impossibility that he has spent a lot of time with him.
Fact check: Joe Biden has met Vladimir Putin once and didn’t spend a lot of time with him. He also claimed he told Putin he has no soul, which is a complete work of fiction Biden concocted years after the fact.
Fact check: China’s president’s name is Xi Jinping, not Gigi Ping, like Biden said. Biden met him a couple of times and is actually a big fanboy, which makes his complaint that Trump embraces him even more ridiculous.
The Washington Post keeps a running tally of what they call lies by president Trump. They claim the President has told thousands of lies but in reality it’s all stuff that is Trump’s opinion in which the WaPo disagrees. In the meantime, Biden lies on constant basis and he told a bunch more on this stop of the No Malarkey Tour. Why doesn’t the WaPo keep track of Biden’s false statements?
On the side of Joe’s “No Malarkey” bus he has the definition of malarkey, which is “insincere or foolish talk.” Saying Kim Jong Un is the dictator of South Korea is foolish and claiming he’s spent a lot of time with him is insincere (a total lie). It would have been more accurate for him to call it the “Bullshit Bus” but Joe ain’t all that into accuracy.
