Joe Biden couldn’t find his ass with an atlas, a GPS, or treasure map. His latest geographical gaffe had him telling the good people of New Hampshire that they were in Iowa. People misspeak and sometimes have a brain fart, but Crazy Joe has demonstrated again and again that he has no idea where the hell he is. One thing is for certain, he will never find his way to the democratic party nomination let alone the White House.
Here’s a fun video from Biden’s senility portfolio:
Joe Biden says he is in Iowa when he is actually in New Hampshire.
Iowa and New Hampshire are 1,000+ miles away from each other.pic.twitter.com/Fh3Nl02fde
— Tommy Pigott (@TCPigott) December 8, 2019
He’s standing right next to a podium with a sign reading: “Joe Biden New Hampshire” and yet…
“Because what you do here in Iowa, and what they do in Iowa, what they do in the primary,” said Biden.
Yes, Biden was in New Hampshire and he he thought he was in Iowa. Also, how hilarious is it that John Kerry was sitting right next to him trying really hard to pretend that Biden isn’ a complete lunatic?
As was stated earlier, sometime people have a minor lapse and if this were the only time Biden confused his location it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. Biden however, never knows where the hell he is and that raises some serious question about his mental fitness.
In August Biden was trying to express his sympathies for the victims of shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio by recalling, “the tragic events in Houston today and also in Michigan the day before.”
Also in August Biden was in New Hampshire and gushed about how beautiful Vermont is.
“Look, what’s not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it and what a neat town,” said Biden in Keane, New Hampshire.
In November, while in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Biden wanted to know, “How many unsafe bridges do you still have here in the state of Ohio?”
Let’s see if we can unf*ck the Biden geography:
Biden thinks El Paso is Houston but at least those places are in the same state and that’s the least of his worries.
He thinks Ohio is Michigan but he also thinks Iowa is Ohio, at the same time he believes New Hampshire is Iowa while thinking that Vermont is New Hampshire.
If I had to make a guess, I think this adds up to Joe Biden believing that Vermont is Michigan. It’s not.
Actually, what this really adds up to is that Joe Biden should never be the President of the United States. His mind is gone. He doesn’t have a clue as to where he is at any given time. This is the last person who should ever be in charge of the nuclear codes. He might try to contact his secretary on the intercom and accidentally launch a nuclear strike on Russia, which he probably believes is Kazakhstan, which is really Trinidad and Tobago.
The good news for Joe is that the liberal media has decided he is the democratic party nominee and the eventual president and they aren’t about to raise the alarm that his mind is shot. If President Trump confused his location it would be a weeks long scandal and grounds for impeachment, but Crazy Joe can be as scatterbrained as he wants to be and the the fake news will never call him out.
