In a shocking exposé, lefty outlet Politico has discovered that 77-year-old Joe Biden might be too old to be president and definitely too ancient to serve 2 terms. What gave it away? The slurred speech? His eye filling with blood? That he’s so old he doesn’t qualify as a Baby Boomer? That stuff factored in for sure, but it was Biden’s own campaign that indicated Biden can’t possibly serve 2 terms as president due to his advanced age.
When Joe Biden was born in 1942 Adolf Hitler was still in power, TV was science fiction, and children’s cough syrup had heroin in it. The crack journalists at Politico decided to do some digging to see if this makes Biden too old to be president. Surprisingly, they published the results:
Former Vice President Joe Biden’s top advisers and prominent Democrats outside the Biden campaign have recently revived a long-running debate whether Biden should publicly pledge to serve only one term, with Biden himself signaling to aides that he would serve only a single term.
According to four people who regularly talk to Biden, all of whom asked for anonymity to discuss internal campaign matters, it is virtually inconceivable that he will run for reelection in 2024, when he would be the first octogenarian president.
“It’s crazy for him to run for a second term. It’s a bit crazy to run for a first,” said a well known democratic strategist.
“If Biden is elected, he’s going to be 82 years old in four years and he won’t be running for reelection,” said a prominent Biden campaign advisor.
Well, there you have it: Biden’s own campaign concedes he would be too old in 4 years to be president. I got some news for them: that makes him too old next year as well. This isn’t the difference between 27 and 32, he’s within arm’s length of 80 right now.
Admitting that Biden is too old to be a 2-term president is a very odd campaign strategy. Why would anyone vote for a guy who is guaranteed to be a lame duck president? Lame duck presidents don’t get anything done because they have no political capital and aren’t trying to accomplish things necessary for reelection.
In reality, this is Biden’s campaign promising that he will be a garbage president. Anyone who’s seen Biden speak already knows this, but you’d think his campaign would try to paint their candidate in the most positive light. Sadly, maybe this is the most positive thing they can say about Broken Joe.
I’m sensing a new campaign slogan here: “Don’t worry if Joe sucks, he won’t be around very long.”
Whenever someone question’s Joe’s age or fitness to serve, he immediately challenges them to a push-up contest or some other feats of strength competition. It is safe to assume at Biden campaign HQ right now, advisors, aides, and interns are doing push-ups.
With every public appearance, Joe Biden’s anger, gaffes, and insanity gives voters solid reasons to not vote for him. By saying Biden can’t or won’t serve 2 terms if elected because he’s too old, even his campaign is working hard to turn voters away. And you though Hillary ran a shitty campaign in 2016.
