Joe Biden Makes Good Case For Throwing Son Hunter In Jail

Joe Biden’s son Hunter is a corrupt, crackhead, womanizer and should definitely be in jail. Even Papa Joe agrees, though accidentally. At a recent campaign stop, Joe said that fossil fuel executives should be in jail for polluting the planet. I guess he must have forgot that son Hunter was a fossil fuel executive at one time. Presumably Joe will “clarify” this remark to reflect that all fossil fuel execs should be in jail except his son who “did nothing wrong.”

Joe Biden said this incoherent thing at a sparsely-attended rally:

“The third thing we have to do is set certain guide rails down now so between the years 20 and 21 and 2030 it’s irreversible, the path we set ourselves on,” started Biden.

He’s talking about global warming in case you couldn’t guess and this is his plan to stop a thing that he can’t prove even exists.

“And one is which doing away any subsidies for fossil fuels, number one. Number two, holding them a liable for what they have done. Particilly (yes, he said “particilly”) where your underserved neighborhoods and you know the deal,” Biden continued.

Here Biden is trying to say that fossil fuel companies are racist for making global warming that only affects minorities somehow. Nobody asked him to show his work and that’s probably for the best.

“And by the way when they don’t undeliver, we put them in jail. That’s what I from, I’m not joking,” Biden finished.

He may not be joking, but he also isn’t making much sense. I’ve covered Biden long enough to be to translate this for you: He’s saying that if racist fossil fuel executives don’t stop global warming they should be imprisoned.

If it seems dumb that Biden wants to put people in jail for engaging in a legal activity, remember that he is a democrat. Democrats just impeached President Trump for exercising his authority as granted under the Constitution so these people like punishing their enemies without any actual crimes.

In any case, this is Biden’s rant and Biden’s rule: fossil fuel executives should be in jail. Let’s take a look at Biden’s son Hunter to see if he is in danger of being incarcerated under his daddy’s plan.

Despite no experience or expertise, other than his last name, Hunter Biden was given a position on the board of Ukraine natural gas company Burisma Holdings and paid $83,333 per month. Natural gas is a fossil fuel and board members are executives. According to Papa Joe, Hunter should be locked up.

Like I said, Joe will amend this cry to jail fossil fuel execs with a carve-out for his boy. As a democrat he never means the things he says to apply to him or any of his kind. Biden says president Trump should be held accountable for threatening to withhold aid to Ukraine, something Joe is on tape admitting to doing himself, but he doesn’t think he should be held accountable. It’s this thing democrats like to do called being completely full of shit.