Iowa Caucuses: Bernie And Buttigieg Win Big, Liz And Joe Are No-Shows

It took almost a whole day but the results of the Iowa caucuses are finally in (sort of). Partial results were released and it shows that Bernie Sanders and Pete Buttigieg are the big winners. You can’t have big winners without big losers so former frontrunners Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden took home those honors. No wonder the democratic party didn’t want these results coming out. Their two “ringers” had their asses handed to them and now their top candidates are a commie and a gay 12-year-old boy.

Rather than the traditional release of the caucus results on the night of, the democratic party blamed some “inconsistencies” on an app they were using and waited nearly a day to announce the winners and losers.

Fox News reports:

Pete Buttigieg is narrowly leading the Democratic presidential field in the Iowa caucuses, according to initial returns that the party at last began reporting late Tuesday afternoon following a massive delay linked to technical breakdowns.

But Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders is close behind the former South Bend, Ind., mayor, with 62 percent of precincts reporting in the first batch released by the embattled state party.  It was still not clear when the party would release the complete vote totals.

While that’s good for Buttigieg and Sanders, not everyone had a great night in Iowa:

The returns show Buttigieg with 26.9 percent and Sanders with 25.1 percent. Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren trailed with 18.3 percent and former Vice President Joe Biden was hovering in fourth with 15.6 percent, just ahead of Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar.

Ouch.

Since he entered the race, the liberal media had declared Biden the frontrunner and the “Trumpkiller.” Biden’s entire campaign has been run on the idea that he is the most electable candidate, relatable to the working class, and the only one who can defeat President Trump in November. If he can only muster 15% in Iowa, a working class Midwestern state, what are the chances anything that Biden has been bragging about is true?

Clearly Biden has electability issues and isn’t “Lunch Bucket” Joe like he claims. He certainly isn’t a formidable opponent for President Trump if he got his ass handed to him by a commie and Alfred E. Newman in Iowa. The liberal media is going to have to adjust their narrative on Biden. My guess is we’ll see a bunch of “Why Iowa doesn’t matter” pieces come out over the next couple of days.

Elizabeth Warren was the liberal media’s “plan B” for taking out Trump. She was elevated to co-frontrunner status and her broad appeal was touted by liberal pundits. It turns out she’s about as appealing as her boy haircut and jerky chicken-pecking motions. Maybe being a lying Sacagawea isn’t the best quality in a presidential candidate.

The Iowa results are the democratic party’s worst nightmare. Sanders and Buttigieg are the least viable candidates to ever run for president in a major party and they are now the frontrunners. Neither a socialist nor a gay doofus will ever be President of the United States and the DNC knows this. I’m sure they’re cooking up some way to rectify this situation. They do have experience with rigging the primaries against Bernie so taking him out a second time and dragging Mayor Pete down too shouldn’t be that hard.