The results still aren’t in yet for the clusterf*cked Iowa caucuses but there isn’t a person on the planet who thinks Joe Biden did well. Maybe it was all that yelling, poking, and shaming that turned off voters. Who knows? That’s over and now Biden is on to a new state to horrify people by admitting that the reason why he’s running for president os to grope women and children. It’s weird that when he has a brief moment of honesty it’s actually worse than his malarkey.
McClatchy national political correspondent David Catanese was on hand at this Biden rally in Nashua, New Hampshire:
Protestor interrupts @JoeBiden at Nashua event screaming “Answer for the women and children you groped!” pic.twitter.com/h0pgDDsewy
— David Catanese (@davecatanese) February 4, 2020
A man in the crowd stands up and shouts, “Answer for the women and children you groped.”
Biden’s response wasn’t captured in the video, but luckily Catanese was able to report it:
Biden responds: “This is why I’m running. We have to stop this.”
— David Catanese (@davecatanese) February 4, 2020
Really? Biden is running so he can grope women and children? Did his brilliant campaign aides come up with this new slogan or is this a Joe original? Either way, holy shit! This guy is completely out of his fricken mind.
Joe did add that he was running to stop this kind of thing but that doesn’t make any less horrible. He’s saying that he wants to become president so that he will stop groping women and children. It’s unclear how the presidency would make him keep his hands to himself however. It seems like the decent thing to do would be to not rub and fondle people against their will without throwing unrealistic conditions on it.
Biden’s message, which is another quid pro quo, is “Vote for me and I’ll stop groping your wives and daughters.”
Notice how he doesn’t mention hair sniffing or letting little kids rub his hairy legs in the pool? Joe’s a pragmatist and even he knows he can’t quit everything cold turkey. He’ll knock off the groping but anything related to hair is off the table.
The problem with Biden’s latest effort to influence the election is that he is completely full of shit. There isn’t one issue, in his half-century, in politics that he hasn’t flip-flopped on. There isn’t one thing he has ever said that he didn’t contradict himself later on. There isn’t one thing that he has ever promised that he didn’t rescind.
If Biden says he’ll stop groping women and children if he makes it to the White House, that’s a 100% guarantee that the Oval Office will be a gropatorium. He’ll probably even put a pool in the White House so little kids can sit on his lap.
The liberal media won’t even report legitimate polls that show Biden doing poorly so chances are they aren’t going to mention that his reason for running for president is related to his busy hands and inappropriate touching of women and children. That doesn’t mean voters won’t notice and it looks like Biden is setting himself up for another disappointment in the New Hampshire primary.
