If Joe Biden’s campaign were a train, it would be nothing but cars hauling flaming dumpsters and be off the tracks hurtling towards a landfill in an active volcano. In his latest attempt to relate to voters, Biden called a woman a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” for asking why people should trust him to win a general election against Trump. Apparently his campaign ran a focus group and determined that people respond to angry insane assholes. I think they will find this is a mistake.
Check this thing out from the campaign trail:
NH voter: “How do you explain the performance in Iowa…”
Joe Biden: “It’s a good question. Number one, Iowa is a Democratic caucus. You ever been to a caucus?…No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”pic.twitter.com/v3yznSyIRo
— Tommy Pigott (@TCPigott) February 9, 2020
Biden finished a pathetic forth the Iowa caucuses and is expected to tank equally as bad in the next primary state: New Hampshire. One of the reasons for lowered expectations in NH is probably due to stuff like this. A woman, who was very nervous, asked Biden a legitimate question and he went full-Crazy Joe on her ass.
As the woman tried to get her question out, Biden took off his jacket like he was going to fight this woman or possibly challenge her to a push-up contest.
“How do you explain the performance in Iowa and why should the voters believe that you can win the national election?” asked the woman.
“It’s a good question. Number one, Iowa is a Democratic caucus. You ever been to a caucus?” Biden started.
The woman apparently indicated that she had been to a caucus and then came this:
“No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier,” said Biden.
WTF? Besides the fact that this is an insult, you don’t tell women they have a dog face, who the hell talks like this? What does this even mean?
I did a Google search to see if “dog-faced pony soldier” is a thing and it isn’t. There was apparently a movie called “Pony Soldier” about the Canadian Mounties, but what that has to do with this woman and the situation is a mystery locked inside Biden’s senile brain.
The fact that Biden threw “lying” and “dog-faced” into this removes any doubt that this was meant to be an insult. Also, it was a question Biden didn’t want to answer, which always sets him off.
As for answering the question, Biden was a bit evasive on why anyone should vote for him given his crappy performance in Iowa.
“Now I’m going to be honest. It was a little bit confusing in Iowa. Number one. But let’s assume it was all, everything was exactly right in Iowa. The idea that you come in with about half the can, half the delegates that the leaders come in with in Iowa does not necessarily say how you’re going to win Pennsylvania, how you’re going to win Michigan, where by the way the black caucus the Michigan legislate just endorsed me in spite of all this,” said Biden.
Again: WTF? This guy’s brain is mush. His answer to why he did poorly in Iowa is that the Iowa caucus results don’t apply to primaries in other states and that he knows some black people. At least that’s what I think he meant by bragging about his endorsement form the “the black caucus the Michigan legislate,” whatever the hell that is.
Biden’s “No Malarky” tour of Iowa was a miserable failure and his “Doug-faced Pony Soldier” tour of New Hampshire is setting him up for similar disappointment. Let’s see if another poor showing gets his campaign to scrap Biden’s “F*ck You, Asshole” tour of Nevada.
