Joe Biden: Obama Put Kids In Good Cages To Keep Them Safe

One of the first bits of the liberal hysteria known as Trump Derangement Syndrome came when the left accused the President of putting illegal alien children in cages by showing pictures of kids in cages from the Obama administration. Every single democrat and the liberal media repeats the lie that Trump puts kids in cages on a daily basis. Joe Biden, who has denied that Obama actually put kids in cages, now admits what Obama did but explained that these were the good kind of cages designed to keep the kids safe, unlike the bad cages Trump uses (even though Trump doesn’t put kids in cages). It’s hard to be this full of crap, but Biden pulls it off.

Biden did an interview with Jorge Ramos and for once got a tough question.

“At the debate in Houston you said the Obama/Biden administration, and I quote, ‘We didn’t lock people in cages.’ But you actually did,” said Ramos.

Ramos then showed Biden pictures of kids in cages from a detention facility while Obama was president.

Now get ready for the spin of the century:

“What happened was, all the unaccompanied children who were coming across the border, we tried to get them out. We kept them safe and get them out of the detention centers…that were run by Homeland Security and get them to communities as quickly as we can,” said Biden.

So kids in cages is good if Obama does it but bad if Trump does? Also, where are the pictures of kids in cages since Trump became president?

Because he majored in Bullshit Theory at the University of Delaware, Biden cranked it up a notch.

“People would say they were cages,” said Ramos pointing to the picture.

“Well look, you know you’re not telling the truth here,” said Biden.

Yeah, how dare you confront Joe Biden with facts, you lying dog-faced pony soldier.

In the span of 20 seconds Biden went from “we didn’t put kids in cages” to “we put kids in cages to keep them safe” back to “we didn’t put kids in cages and your picture of kids in cages is a lie.”

Biden then explained that even if they did put kids in cages, they got them out quickly so it doesn’t count.

“Look how quickly we got them out and got them back to families. Look how we didn’t engage and we sought the relatives here. We sought to get them into safe communities. We sought to get them out of the control of the Homeland Security. To get them safe because they came unaccompanied. Unaccompanied,” Biden said.

So now he’s claiming that the Department of Homeland Security were the bad guys that threatened this kids’ safety and he and Obama, the good guys, rescued them. I wonder if he is aware of which branch of the government is in charge of DHS. The answer may surprise him.

Finally, Biden topped off his bullshit sunday with some hot fudge diarrhea and a cherry-shaped turd on top.

“And by the way, one of the things we should be doing, and you may recall I’m the only guy that got it done, was to provide for 750 million dollars so people wouldn’t want to leave in the first place. By going down to Honduras and Guatemala and El Salvador and making sure that we in fact change the circumstances which was causing them to flee to begin with,” claimed Biden.

After Biden lied that he “in fact” had fixed all of the problems in Central America that was driving illegal immigration, Ramos made this note:

“The kept on coming,” said Ramos.

“Well no they didn’t,” said Biden.

I hate to try making sense of Biden’s lunacy because it makes my brain hurt but: If Joe did fix the problems in Central America and stop illegal immigration, how could President Trump possibly put illegal alien kids in cages?

Based on picture of kids in cages from the Obama administration, democrats have accused President Trump of running concentration camps just like Hitler. Does Biden’s admission mean that democrats will now start saying Obama was worse than Hitler?