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Joe Biden Forgot The Words To The Declaration Of Independence And The Days Of The Week

Joe Biden Forgot The Words To The Declaration Of Independence And The Days Of The Week

Both Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg have dropped out of the race to throw their support behind Joe Biden in hopes of fending off commie Bernie Sanders. Biden repaid that favor by proving he is not mentally fit enough to win the primary race or the White House. In yet another brain fart, the democrats’ savior forgot the words to the Declaration of Independence and then proceeded to forget the days of the week. I wonder if Klobuchar and Buttigieg are having quitter’s remorse.

After Buttigieg dropped out last night, Fox News reports that Klobuchar followed suit today:

Minnesota Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar and former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg – bitter rivals throughout the presidential primary race – are both ending their campaigns and plan to endorse Joe Biden, as part of a concerted effort by lower-performing candidates to close ranks behind the former VP and prevent Bernie Sanders from running away with the nomination.

Klobuchar’s withdrawal comes a day before the Super Tuesday contests and follows former Buttigieg’s exit from the race on Sunday.

“The Klobuchar campaign confirms the senator is flying to Dallas to join Vice President Biden at his rally tonight where she will suspend her campaign and endorse the vice president,” said Klobuchar’s press secretary.

That’s certainly nice considering how much better both Klobuchar and Buttigieg were doing than Biden until South Carolina. I wonder how Joe will repay this sacrificial gift.

Here he is in Houston on Monday:

“We hold these truths to be self uh evident, all men and women created by the, go you know the thing,” said Biden.

Ooh, he was so close (not really). Here’s the actual second line of the Declaration of Independence:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Yeah Joe, we know the thing. Do you?

In the same speech Biden indicated he might miss the next big primary date:

Biden starting out by telling people to vote tomorrow and then he said this thing that I Iistened to a dozen times and this is the best transcription I can come up with:

“The most important vote to make sure is not too many fallum is that you vrey sin back Sheila Jackson Lee,” said Biden.

And then:

“Tomorrow is Super Thursd,” said Biden and then after a long pause, “Tuesday.”

I would say maybe he confused Taco Tuesday, with Super Tuesday but they are both still Tuesday. Maybe Joe thinks if you put an adjective in front of a day it makes it a different day. Who knows?

The first test doctors give victims of traumatic head injuries is to ask if they know things like where they are or what day it is. Joe Biden cannot answer these questions and presumably he didn’t just have a helmet-to-helmet hit with an NFL middle linebacker.

Somewhere Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar are angry with themselves that they couldn’t beat this senile lunatic. Probably also that they couldn’t take out a communist.