Both Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar dropped out of the democratic primary just prior to Super Tuesday in some kind of sacrificial effort to help Joe Biden beat communist Bernie Sanders. The thing is, lots of really dumb liberal people donated millions to these candidates because they believed in them and thought they were giving to a winning cause. Now that Buttigieg and Klobuchar have quit, does that entitle these liberal idiots to a refund? That’s a fair question because in essence both of these candidates have gone back on a promise to fall on their swords for Biden.
After sifting through the records, it looks like Pete Buttigieg raised $66.6 million in 2019, which can’t be a coincidence. Plus he added another $14.9 million in 2020 for a total of $81.5 million in total donations to his campaign. Most of that came from small donors (suckers) who believed gay Alfred E. Newman could win the democratic party nomination and beat President Trump.
Amy Klobuchar raised $34.2 million for her campaign, again from mostly small donors who thought an angry bidder-throwing broad with a butch haircut stood a chance.
Even Tom Steyer, who also dropped out just before Super Tuesday, managed to raise $3.5 million from small individual contributions. He of course wasted $267 million of his own money to drop out like a bitch right before the democratic primary Super Bowl.
That means that out there in America are tens or hundreds of thousands of liberal losers who gave almost $120 million bucks to candidates who punked out for no particular reason. That seems like a breach of contract. People gave money in good faith with the idea that these candidates were running to win and yet they dropped out when the race is still wide open.
Buttigieg won the Iowa caucus and finished a strong second in New Hampshire. Amy Klobuchar did better than expected in the contests so far and was performing about as well as Elizabeth Warren, who is still in the race. If they got their asses kicked on Super Tuesday when 14 states hold primaries, then yes drop out, but not before.
It curious why anyone would have donated to billionaire Tom Steyer’s campaign, but also quite confusing that people gave to any of these losers. Here’s a breakdown of the fundraising totals from the other democrats who crapped out this cycle:
Kamala Harris – $40 million
Andrew Yang – $38 million
Cory Booker – $25.4 million
Beto O’Rourke – $15.5 million
Kirsten Gillibrand – $15.8 million
John K. Delaney – $13.8 million
Julian Castro – $10 million
Marianne Williamson – $8 million
Michael Bennet – $7.3 million
Jay Inslee – $6.4 million
Steve Bullock – $5.2 million
Joe Sestak – $3.7 million
John Hickenlooper – $3.3 million
Eric Swalwell – $2.5 million
Seth Moulton – $2.2 million
Bill de Blasio – $1.4 million
Tim Ryan – $1.3 million
I bet you didn’t even remember half these clowns were ever in the race and yet they represent almost $200 million in small individual donations. Combine that with the Buttigieg/Klobuchar/Steyer money and liberal losers have dropped $320 million on democrat losers. The number gets even crazier when you add the $105.2 million raised by Elizabeth Warren and Tulsi Gabbard, because they ain’t going to win either. That’s $425.2 million in donations from people who seemingly have nothing better to do with their money.
Just for fun, let’s throw in Bernie Sanders’ $132.5 million and Joe Biden’s 68.2 million because neither of those assclowns stands a chance in November. That means TDS suffering liberals have given $557.2 million in a vain attempt to unseat President Trump and it’s not even Super Tuesday yet. Spend your money on lottery tickets, liberals. You’ll have a better chance at success.
The funniest thing about all of this is that liberals have given over a half a billion dollars to democratic candidates whose only promises are to take more of their paycheck and give it to people who don’t feel like working. That’s not a good return on an investment at all. Try giving to a Republican. You’ll get it back and then some.
