Rashida Tlaib Demands We Stop Wanting To Have Sex With Her

Sorry about this one. Hopefully you all have strong stomachs. In the weirdest and grossest defense of abortion ever, Rashida Tlaib tells us that we have to stop wanting to have sex with her. Not a problem because I think I speak for everyone when I say nobody ever wanted to have sex with her in the first place. It’s unclear what this has to do with killing babies, but there’s not a lot coherence in the pro-abortion movement. And again, I apologize for putting this disgusting thought in your heads.

The Supreme Court is currently deciding an abortion case and so there was a massive pro-death rally in which Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer threatened the Justices. Rashida Tlaib did her part by making all men lose their lunches.

“In the past year I realized, my my my, are they obsessed with our bodies, how we talk, how we look,” started Tlaib.

Fact check: Rashida Tlaib is one Muslim that all men wish would wear a burka to cover up as much as possible.

“And let me tell you, this obsession with our bodies, you know I in the legislature, the Michigan legislature for 6 years used to say people to people, ‘Yo yo, you know what, you’re so freakin’ obsessed with what I decide to do with my body, maybe you shouldn’t even want to have sex with me,’” claimed Tlaib.

Done.

Actually, now that I look at this quote more closely, Tlaib appears to be offering us a deal: we can restrict abortion if we are willing to not have sex with her.

Again: done. We’ll take that deal all day long. We’ll take that deal even if it doesn’t involve abortion. What I’m trying to say is any way we don’t have to bang Rashida Tlaib is winner.

Fellow Muslim Squad member Ilhan Omar also had some stupid crap to say about abortion, that thankfully didn’t involve sex with her. Presumably she reserves that kind of talk for her brother who she married.

Wrong. Health care doesn’t kill 50% of the people involved in the procedure.

Wrong. There is no Constitutional amendments protecting the right to kill babies.

Wrong. There are no accused, at least not credibly accused, sexual predators on the Supreme Court, plus it is the literally job description of the SCOTUS to rule on the constitutionality of things.

Clearly Omar is calling conservative Justices Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh sexual predators, which is rich coming from a woman who married her own brother.

The Islam faction of the Squad are the last two people who should have an opinion on abortion. They are both proud members of a religion and culture that stones women to death for even talking about terminating a pregnancy.