Some men exercise to decompress while others enjoy a nice cold beer to unwind. Bill Clinton on the other hand deals with the stress of the day by banging the interns. In a new documentary series about Hillary Clinton, hubby Bill explains that he had an affair with Monica Lewinsky to relieve his stress. Unfortunately he didn’t say what he was trying to relive when he raped and sexually assaulted all those other women, but I guess they need to leave something for season 2.
The Daily Mail got a sneak peek at the Hillary documentary series:
Bill Clinton claims that his affair with Monica Lewinsky was one of the ‘things I did to manage my anxieties’.
The former President suggests, in an explosive documentary seen by DailyMailTV, that he had the fling with the ex-White House intern while he was in office because it helped with his own issues.
He makes the claims in an interview featured in the new documentary series that will air on Hulu about his wife Hillary Clinton, called ‘Hillary’, where the former First Lady and Secretary of State candidly reveals that in the aftermath of the scandal the couple underwent ‘painful’ marriage counseling.
Bill explained the blowjobs and cigar-play like this:
“You feel like you’re staggering around, you’ve been in a 15 round prize fight that was extended to 30 rounds and here’s something that will take your mind off it for a while, that’s what happens,” said Bill.
Did anyone else notice that he referred to Monica Lewinsky as “something” and not someone? Guess what? He doesn’t see women as people, but rather objects that are there for his amusement.
“Because there, whatever life – not just me. Everybody’s life has pressures and disappointments, terrors, fears of whatever,” he continued.
And yet somehow most people don’t cheat on their wives, lie about it under oath, and then get impeached for it. That’s the worst effort ever to seem relatable.
“Things I did to manage my anxieties for years. I’m a different, totally different person than I was, a lot of that stuff 20 years ago,” Bill said.
Well sure he’s a different person now. Jeffrey Epstein is dead so there’s no more flights on the Lolita Express to Rape Island for sex romps with underage girls.
Also, did anyone else notice that he referred to this single scandal as “a lot of other stuff?” He just accidentally admitted to many more sexcapades.
Bill was trying to come off as remorseful, but he’s a dirty dog and will always be that way. Here he almost says it was no big deal and then catches himself.
“Maybe it’s just getting older but I hope it was also going through a lot of this. But whatever, what I did was bad but it wasn’t like – how can I think about the most stupid thing I could and do it,” said Bill.
He was obviously going to say, “But it’s not like I killed anyone” and then cut himself short when he remembered he was sitting right next to Hillary, who actually does kill people. He doesn’t want to get on her bad side. He can bang whomever he wants, but if he outs her for murder, it’s lights out Bill.
Nobody was going to watch this stupid Hillary documentary series because people are seriously tried of her. The producers smartly got Bill to talk about the Lewinsky affair to drum up a little interest. It’ll still probably be a flop because the only interesting thing is already out there. For what reason would anyone sit through hours of Hillary Clinton’s life story?
It’s a guarantee the producers are in negotiations to get Bill to open up about the dozens of other affairs, rapes, and sexual assaults for a much more watchable season 2.
