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Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg Battle For Dumbest Co-Host On The View

Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg Battle For Dumbest Co-Host On The View

The View cohosts Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg are in an epic battle to see which one is the dumbest person on the show. The chickens are clucking with excitement that Joe Biden is suddenly the democratic party’s frontrunner again and there was lots of fantasies about who he should appoint to various positions. Whoopi thinks Biden should make his wife the Surgeon general because she thinks teacher Dr. Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Joy Behar thinks Biden should name AOC as VP because she doesn’t understand there is an age requirement for the position. It’s anyone’s game.

Today on The View, foreskin fanatic Andrew Yang was a guest and they talked about Joe Biden’s need to attract younger and browner voters if he wants to beat Trump. That’s clearly not Crazy Joe’s biggest issue, but this is a story about Behar’s idiocy, not Biden’s.

Yang was saying that Biden’s VP pick should be someone who appeals to younger voters, which prompted this:

“So AOC would be a good choice except that she’s a Bernie Person,” said Behar.

That’s not the only problem with Biden picking Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to be his running mate.

“She’s also not old enough,” shot Meghan McCain.

“She’s not? As a VP? Behar asked.

“Nope,” replied McCain, looking at Behar like she’s stupid.

“The Constitution has a minimum age for president and it’s conceivable that the vice president is going to be the president,” explained Yang.

AOC is 30-years-old. The minimum age to be president or vice president according to the constitution is 35-years-old. Behar is dumb.

Yesterday on The View, the chickens were clucking about who Joe Biden should pick for his cabinet because they totes believe he’s going to win. Whoopi Goldberg thought this was a genius thing to say:

“I’m hoping Dr. Jill becomes the Surgeon General. Joe Biden’s wife. Yeah, she’s a hell of a doctor. She’s an amazing doctor,” claimed Goldberg.

Jill Biden has that “Dr.” in front of her name because she has a PhD in education. She’s a teacher, not a medical doctor. Goldberg is dumb.

Two very funny things happened after Goldberg said this insanely dumb thing. First, the audience applauded because they too want to see Dr. Jill as the Surgeon General and second, the rest of The View hosts weren’t entirely sure Biden’s wife isn’t a world renowned neurosurgeon.

“I think she’s a teacher,” said cohost Sunny Hostin.

Goldberg actually argued, saying she thought for sure Jill Biden was a medical doctor. To her credit, Meghan McCain tried to explain that Biden is a doctor because she has a Phd and not because she separates conjoined twins.

The way things are going, on tomorrow’s program one of these morons is going suggest Biden should name Cap’n Crunch to head the Joint Chiefs of Staff because he’s one hell a naval commander.

“Uh, he’s a cartoon mascot for cereal, not a real captain,” McCain will point out?

“Really? I thought he commander the Pacific fleet,” Behar will say.

“Biden should promote him to admiral,” Goldberg will chime in.

The sad thing is, too many people get their political opinions from these idiots. Liberals are already low-information voters, but fans of The View are actually no-information voters, which is exactly how the democratic party likes it.