Elizabeth Warren went from democratic party frontrunner to pathetic loser in a matter of just 2 months. After getting kicked in the wigwam on Super Tuesday, she mercifully ended her failed campaign. She was an emotional wreck in announcing the end of her presidential dreams, which kind of proved she was never cut out for the position in the first place, but has bounced back remarkably quick. Just days after the saddest point of her life, she was yucking it up on Saturday Night Live, reminding people why she is such an unlikable loser.
In the cold open, Kate McKinnon was pretending to be Fox’s Laura Ingraham for some trademark unfunny SNL stuff. As part of the bit, they got Elizabeth Warren to come on for some even less funny garbage.
“How have you been since dropping out of the race?” McKinnon asked.
“You know, I’m doing just fine. My friends and family have been so supportive. They’ve been calling nonstop, asking, ‘Are you OK? What do you need? Were you electable?’ That kind of thing,” replied Warren.
Though it’s not immediately evident, that was supposed to be a joke. So apparently was it supposed to be funny when McKinnon declared that Warren had, “savagely murdered Michael Bloomberg on live television.”
McKinnon then said she was going to show footage of Warren debating Bloomberg but instead played a video of Warren’s dog Bailey eating a burrito. Again, this was supposed to be a joke.
“And just to be clear, were you the dog or the burrito?” McKinnon asked.
“I was the dog,” said Warren.
When asked if she would endorse Bernie or Joe, Warren responded, “Its tough. maybe I’ll just pull a New York Times and endorse them both.”
Yet another attempt at humor that failed like Warren herself.
Warren was asked if she had any regrets.
“You know, not at all. I am so proud of our campaign. We built a wide coalition of teachers, preschool teachers, middle school teachers, and teachers’ pets. And not only did I not accept money from billionaires; I got to give one a swirly on live TV,” Warren said.
Finally, Warren said what she’ll be doing now that she isn’t running for president anymore.
“Now, I’ve got time to do a little self-care. Hanging out with my dog Bailey, prank calling big banks, drag racing Subarus, avoiding Twitter,” said Warren.
At that point, McKinnon, who is famous for her terrible impersonation of Warren, switched into her Elizabeth costume and joined the failed democrat to deliver the show’s opening line.
And then there was this:
𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵. pic.twitter.com/t8qHcGRUhY
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) March 8, 2020
With that, people were like, “Oh yeah, that’s why we never supported her candidacy. She’s a total embarrassment.”
Make her go away. One Hillary Clinton begging for attention is enough. Actually it’s too much but two of theses insufferable twits is a nightmare.
