When My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell announced his company would shift production to make masks during the coronavirus pandemic, liberals completely lost their minds because they hate helpful conservative Christians. Nobody however had a meltdown like ex-Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach. Not only did the formerly-relevant rocker drop a million f-bombs on everyone from President Trump to the My Pillow guy, he seems to be under the impression that Lindell is donating pillows to coronavirus victims, which Bach doesn’t feel is needed.
Mike Lindell appeared at a President Trump coronavirus press conference earlier this week and committed to make tens of thousands of much-needed masks every day to help in the coronavirus fight. Bach didn’t watch the presser and has no idea what was said, but he’s Canadian so he feels like his uniformed opinion is important:
FUCK THE MY PILLOW GUY and fuck you if you support the my pillow guy fuck commercials fuck reality television fuck you if you vote for this fuck being locked in our house fuck you if you dont #RememberInNovember 😷 https://t.co/sf8yA0FkVb
— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) March 30, 2020
Thanks to a lack of punctuation and intelligence, it’s not entirely clear what Bach is getting at here. I get it it that he wants to f*ck the My Pillow Guy, President Trump, and anyone who votes for the President, but it also seems like he’s telling people who aren’t locked in his house to f*ck off. I guess that means that everyone except for him and whatever plastic-tits chick he’s currently married to can f*ck off.
Everyone should remember this the next time he goes on one of his pathetic tours and tries to play some of his new material.
As it turns out, Bach’s rage is largely a result of his idiocy:
Pillows are not needed medical supplies
— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) March 31, 2020
If he took 2 seconds to research this situation, he would know that Lindell is making masks to protect doctors, nurses, and first responders. These masks, by the way, are in short supply and are very much needed. Also, not to nitpick, but hospital beds need pillows.
Bach’s hatred of the My Pillow guy is so intense that he blames him for killing salmon:
great scenario very optimistic this is terrific call the my pillow guy
😷🇺🇸😷 https://t.co/mEkx4xDPV9— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) April 1, 2020
And even hopes that anyone who supports President Trump or Mike Lindell dies from the coronavirus.
anyone dumb enough to take medical advice from the my pillow guy or the celebrity a president guy should prepare to be a statistic https://t.co/VwJksV3uHY
— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) March 30, 2020
In addition to suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, Bach also is the first recorded case of My Pillow Guy Derangement Syndrome (MPGDS). He’s the Lou Gehrig of liberal sissy bitches.
Once again there’s a comforting reminder that as much as things have changed in the coronavirus pandemic, some things remain the same. Sebastian Bach is still stupid and psychotic so hopefully everything will go back to normal soon.
