Yesterday, after there was nobody left in the race but Joe Biden, Obama finally endorsed his former VP. In more meaningless endorsements, Biden today picked up nods from fake Indian Elizabeth Warren and real idiot Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. With that, Biden now has a lock on the androgynous cultural appropriating and entitled bartender moron voting blocks. Far from establishing him as “Lunch Bucket” Joe as he likes to call himself, these endorsements solidify his role as progressive lefty socialist America-hater.
Everyone else that Biden forced out of the democratic primary with promises of positions in his administration that will never happen endorsed Joe almost immediately, including Bernie Sanders. Elizabeth Warren is a little more fragile and she was reeling form the sexism of her own failure, so it took her a while to begrudgingly endorse Joe Biden. On Wednesday she was finally ready to bury the tomahawk:
“Joe Biden has spent nearly his entire life in public service. He knows that a government run with integrity, competence, and heart will save lives and save livelihoods. And we can’t afford to let Donald Trump continue to endanger the lives and livelihoods of every American,” said Warren.
Using “competence” to describe Joe Biden is like saying “likable” and “Elizabeth Warren” in the same sentence. It simply doesn’t apply.
Far from being a ringing endorsement, Warren said this in a whiny e-mail to her supporters and not in a broad public statement.
And speaking of whiny broads, AOC was on The View and kinda sorta endorsed Biden as well. Whoopi Goldberg asked AOC if it was time for her to get behind Biden’s campaign.
“Yeah, absolutely, I think right now just, the stakes are too high when it comes to another four years of Trump. My community especially has been so impacted, and it’s for a lot of communities, this is an issue of life and death,” said Ocasio-Cortez.
What community is that? The dipshit community?
AOC went on to explain why she prefers Biden over Trump:
“We’ve had kids in cages, we’ve had a pandemic response that happened way too late that has cost us lives, we have people that don’t have access to critical care that they need. I think it’s really important that we rally behind our democratic nominee in November,” Ocasio-Cotez said.
It was the Obama administration, of which Biden was a part of, that put kids in cages. It was the Obama administration that left this country woefully unprepared for a pandemic and Biden takes credit for that. It was ObamaCare, that Biden also takes credit for, that has left our health care system in the sad state it is in. AOC doesn’t realize this, but she basically endorsed Donald Trump.
The View co-host Joy Behar tried to get AOC to deliver a stronger endorsement of Biden, but getting a socialist kook to behave is like trying to train a squirrel with ADD to fetch your slippers.
“It’s either going to be Joe Biden or it’s going to be Donald Trump and I think it’s important to communicate from empathy, I know for a lot of people this was not the outcome that they may have wanted and this was not the choice that they wanted to make. But ultimately, when it comes to those two, I don’t think it’s particularly close in terms of, in terms of what communities will be made more vulnerable,” said Ocasio-Cortez.
AOC endorsement is: “Yeah, Biden sucks but he’s a democrat so whatever.”
Biden has a lot of problems like his age, mental health, mouth, and record, but the biggest issue facing his doomed presidential bid is the enthusiasm gap. Nobody, including these high-profile democrat nitwits, is excited to see him become the President of the Unites States.
Joe Biden getting the democratic party nomination is like finding out your team just signed Colin Kaepernick to be the starting quarterback. Sure, he’s played in the league before but he sucks and has way too much baggage. No Super bowl for you.
