Gelatinous Resistance Warrior Micheal Moore is desperate for some attention, human contact, and a truck bed of nachos. That’s why he’s hosting a “punch Trump in the face” themed party on election night in November. Moore has already stated that Joe Biden can’t beat President Trump, so the point of this get-together seems to be a christening of 4 more years of TDS. Even if it’s not a potluck kind of a thing, I’d bring something or he might just eat you.
Moore announced his party that nobody wants to go to on Twitter with a video of other weak-minded broken people punching a martial arts dummy wearing a Trump mask:
November 3. Right around 8pm ET. Party’s at my place. All are welcome. https://t.co/58WBbKKLOD pic.twitter.com/qsyYfMzyVH
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) April 19, 2020
You may have notice that Moore does not appear in this video. As much as he would love to punch President Trump in effigy, physical activity is something far beyond his skill set. He probably got winded typing out this tweet so lifting his arms and throwing a punch is out of the question.
Actually, I’m joking. Moore’s fingers are too fat to type. He most likely composed this tweet with voice command. Siri has a setting to understand speech with multiple chins so this is the most likely scenario.
Some may see this tweet as Moore saying that on November 3rd, Trump is going to get knocked out, but that can’t be it. Moore is a rabid Bernie Bro who has stated on numerous occasions that Joe Biden cannot defeat President Trump. In fact here’s one of those occasions now:
The corporate, centrist wing of the Dem Party is all in 4 Joe Biden—just weeks after they had abandoned him for MB. Michael Moore gives an impassioned plea 2 everyone who wants 2 defeat Trump—& defeat the system which gave us Trump. https://t.co/evgRq26Vynhttps://t.co/MktYrm8dke
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) March 3, 2020
And just 9 days ago, Moore didn’t think Biden was capable of winning in November:
Joe Biden cannot defeat Trump w/o young people. He lost their vote in nearly every primary! Not just the under-30 vote but the under-40 vote, too. And, in a few places, the under-50s! Ignore this at your own peril. A letter 2 Joe from the youth of America: https://t.co/FW6fPZp7ws
— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) April 11, 2020
Did Joe Biden suddenly get lucid and coherent in the past week and a half? If that happened, you’d think the liberal media would have covered it: “Joe Biden suddenly knows where he is and has no desire to sniff women’s hair.” It would have been big news.
Another issue is that in Moore’s tweet Trump is portrayed as a punching dummy. In real life Biden is a punching dummy. This is not an insult. Put that martial arts dummy with a Trump mask in a debate with Biden and Joe will lose miserably.
No, this latest Moore tweet isn’t an invitation to a Joe Biden victory party. He accurately predicted Trump’s win over Hillary and he’s already several times said Trump will win reelection and that was before the democrats went with Creepy Joe as their nominee.
This is literally an invitation to a butthurt party where liberals can feel sad that America has once again rejected their far-left whackoness. Moore is just hoping people show up with plenty of greasy fried fudge-smothered snacks.
