Donald Trump has a teardown nickname for everyone including a half-dozen for Joe Biden. He is the master troll and the nickname ninja. Sleepy Joe tried getting in the ring with the heavyweight champ, tripped on the ropes, and knocked himself out. The best Biden could come up with, or the best his handlers could come up with, is calling Trump “President Tweety,” which may be the lamest thing super-lame Joe Biden has ever said.
Last week in a Vanity Fair interview, Biden said he would not sink to Trump’s level and give the President a nickname:
“I can hardly wait to get onto the stage with Donald Trump…And in terms of energy, I don’t have any problem comparing my energy level to Donald Trump, who I’m really resisting giving a nickname to,” said Biden.
Because some of his other nicknames include “Lying” and “Flip-Flopping” Joe, Biden came up with a nickname for Trump just days later.
In one of his unwatched basement bunker videos, Biden came up with this sad thing:
“Trump is out there tweeting again this morning. I call him ‘President Tweety,’” said Biden.
Take that, Trump!
Wow, that is some weak sauce.
Many are reporting that this is Biden’s first attempt at nicknaming the President, but he actually gave it a shot a little over a year ago at a fundraiser. Biden again said he would not stoop to Trump’s level by coming up with a nickname, but a donor pressed him so he dropped this:
“There are so many nicknames that I’m inclined to give this guy. We could just start with clown,” Biden said.
It’s unclear if it’s “Trump Clown” or “Clown Trump” but does it really matter? Biden’s wit is duller than a rusty butterknife.
What Biden doesn’t get, is that a good insulting nickname has to relate to flaws or traits of the target. Take for instance all of the many Trumpian nicknames for Joe:
Sleepy Joe – Because he lacks energy and doesn’t know what the hell is going on like someone who just woke up from a nap.
Creepy Joe – Because he has a history of sniffing women’s hair, fondling little children, raping staffers, and letting kids rub his hairy legs in the pool.
Crazy Joe – Because he’s crazy.
Qui Pro Joe – Because he extorted Ukraine to fire a prosecutor that was investigating his son Hunter’s company.
Jurassic Joe – Because he’s as old as the dinosaurs.
Ghetto Joe – Because he pretends he’s black by saying he comes from the black community and grew up in the black church.
Lunch Bucket Joe – Because he pretends to be a working class slob despite his immense wealth.
Joe Atlas – Because he has no idea where he is or where anything else is.
I guess technically “President Tweety” relates to something Trump is known for, but saying someone uses Twitter is hardly an insult. You don’t knock someone down a peg by insinuating that they use social media.
Biden says he can’t wait to get Trump on the debate stage, which is one of the biggest lies he has ever told. His campaign strategy is to avoid contact with the public, uncontrolled interviews, and unscripted events, which is still not working to keep Joe from embarrassing himself.
President Trump will annihilate Biden on the debate stage and all the proof you need is that “President Tweety” is the sickest burn he and his team can come up with.
